Richard Read, Reporter
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You know what, Christian Bale? We're concerned. Deeply, deeply concerned.
It's one thing to have a penchant for creepy indie films. It is quite another to bring your family along for the ride,...
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Audrina Patridge Returns In A Mercedes-Benz G-WagenWelcome back, Audrina Patridge. It feels like just yesterday we saw you stepping into a sporty white Mercedes after an afternoon of shopping on Melrose. And now, you're....well, you're stepping out of a sporty white Mercedes for an afternoon of shopping, possibly on Melrose. You certainly get...
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Kanye West Sez, 'Imma Let You Finish Drivin' This Mercedes, But....'Wow, Kanye. Just...wow. So much going on here. So many unanswered questions. To wit: 1. Are you really riding shotgun in a loaner Mercedes-Benz CL from a dealer in Encino? 2. If so, what happened to your regular ride? 3. Also, what happened to your regular driver? 4. Why are you allowing The Alien...
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Does This Range Rover Make Me Look Fat?Dear Alex Reid: Here are some things we have learned from you: 1. Dating a superstar model/horse trainer/plastic surgery aficionado will really get you noticed. Like, a year ago, you'd have been just another half-naked British cage-fighter filling up at the pump, but today you're the half-naked...
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Humpday Mystery: What Would Debi Mazar Drive?Can we just say how stoked we are to see Debi Mazar making the rounds again? She was three kinds of awesome in the 80s and 90s -- everybody's favorite badass girlfriend. She was the Thinking Man's Juliette Lewis, if Juliette Lewis bathed more and, you know, wasn't crazy. Like, seriously: we're not...
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Eva Longoria Pulled Over In A Lexus RX 400hOMG, Eva Longoria, is that you being pulled over by one of LA's finest? (And if so, is he really one of LA's finest? Because the view from the back is, shall we say, not encouraging.) How the bejeebus did you get a ticket? We can't imagine that anyone would pull you over for mere speeding...
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Dear Sean Stewart:
We have a problem. That problem is you.
We're not talking about your whiny sense of self-entitlement. (Although please, for the benefit of America's eardrums, STFU.) We're not...
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LeAnn Rimes Taps The Ass Of A Mercedes With Her Audi Q5Okay, can we just say? It must totally suck to be a celebrity. Sure, they get money, fame, hookers, and blow -- and of course, they give us something to write about -- but that is all glitz and glamma worth a total loss of privacy? Take for example this photo of poor LeAnn Rimes. (We use the term...
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Janice Dickinson Is A Cougar On The Range (Rover)Wow. Janice Dickinson. You look great. With that trim waistline, those sculpted arms, that unnatural, Sean Hannity-white smile, and those chestnut locks, you look like a slightly elder statesman for the Kardashian tribe. Also like the Kardashians: that Range Rover. It just screams "young" and...
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Zachary Quinto Heroically Changes Tire On Toyota PriusSheesh, he's so literal. And awesome.
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Fashion Week: Karl Lagerfeld Descends To Earth In A HummerSeriously, is there anything that man can't do?
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Audrina Patridge VERY Excited About The Lamborghini GallardoWe could make DOZENS of comments about this shot, but we're above that. Or below it. Whatever.
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Okay, as we see it, there are four possibilities here:
1. Pop singer Sophie Monk is talking on the phone to a friend or family member.
2. Model Sophie Monk has called her agent to ask for a new...
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Toni Collette Is Grooving On The Bumper Of A VW Beetle, ManIs she crazy, or is she just taking advantage of the fact that she's Toni Collette?
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VIDEO: Lindsay Lohan's Getaway In Porsche 911 Targa 4She may still be on the wrong track, but at least it's the fast track.
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Mariah Carey Rides The Time Machine--And A Mercedes-Benz SLHer hair says 80s, but her car says NOW.
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A Bentley And A Baby Bump For Heidi KlumThat Bentley Continental GTC won't do for much longer.
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Hey! Lauren Conrad? Is that you?
We know you're kind of busy these days, what with your product endorsements and your writing (and more writing) and your appearances on America's Next Top Model....
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Great Fit: Audrina Patridge & Her Mercedes-Benz SL550
Now if we could only understand why she's famous...
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Mark Wahlberg Gives It To Us Both Ways In His EscaladeBut then, he's a giving sort of guy
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A Sit-Down With Ashley Tisdale And Her Porsche Boxster SPlease, please, please be careful out there. Otherwise, Miley takes total control, and we don't have time to sit through that shame spiral.
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Avril Lavigne's Jeep Wrangler: She Must Be A Rocker After AllHer dirty mudflaps make everything okay.
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'WTF Are You Driving?' And Other Questions For Melanie GriffithHollywood's cougar-of-record ought to roll in a Bentley.
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