Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson
Oh, Lindsay: can we just say how happy we are for you? Let us count the ways:
1. You're hanging out with Samantha Ronson again. And apart from being a fairly awesome DJ, she comes from a really interesting family full of clothing designers and music producers and the guitarist from Foreigner. Those are exactly the sort of creative people you need to be spending time with -- not your crazy wackjob of father or your slightly-less-crazy-but-still-wackjob mother.
2. You and Sam are making an early night of it in this video, apparently leaving Darkroom in West Hollywood at a very sensible 2am. Not so long ago, that would've been, like, breakfast for you. We know you're not working quite as much these days, but still, there's a lot to be said for getting a good night's sleep. It makes for strong bones in growing girls like you.
3. As the video below so aptly demonstrates, you're zipping around LA in Samantha's Porsche 911 Targa 4, which is one seriously badass little vehicle. For starters, it's black, so it goes with everything. It's also a little more off the beaten track than, say, the Mercedes-Benz SL, which everyone seems to be driving these days. And perhaps most importantly, it's damn peppy, so you can get away from the paps and their Toyota Corollas with all the ease and grace of the young movie starlet you really ought to be.
All in all, nice work. Now don't screw it up.