Sophie Monk via X17online

Sophie Monk via X17online

Okay, as we see it, there are four possibilities here:

1. Pop singer Sophie Monk is talking on the phone to a friend or family member.

2. Model Sophie Monk has called her agent to ask for a new wardrobe stylist. Preferably one who drinks coffee instead of NyQuil.

3. Actress Sophie Monk's agent has called her to ask if she'd like to do some commentary for the DVD re-release of The Mystery of Natalie Wood. Only problem: she has to do the commentary in the voice of her Marilyn Monroe character from the film. Gag.

4. As an Australian, Sophie Monk has finally discovered what Americans know from birth: that Ford Rangers will always let you down at inopportune moments, whether you feng shui the crap out of them or not.

[X17online]