Kanye West

Kanye West

Wow, Kanye. Just...wow. So much going on here. So many unanswered questions. To wit:

1. Are you really riding shotgun in a loaner Mercedes-Benz CL from a dealer in Encino?

2. If so, what happened to your regular ride?

3. Also, what happened to your regular driver?

4. Why are you allowing The Alien Known as Amber Rose to operate earthbound machinery?

5. What exactly does Amber Rose do, anyway -- apart from looking kinda crazy and being bisexual and assimilating others into the Borg?

6. Where is your entourage?

7. Have they been assimilated into the Borg?

8. Why does it appear that your entourage consists of one confused Asian lady, who looks as if she might've just said, "Yeah, I need to get to the Château Marmont, and can you go by way of.... Hey, are you sure you're a licensed cabdriver? Wait...this isn't a cab at all!"

9. Or have you merely kidnapped Michelle Malkin? (Surely she'd appreciate the exposure.)

10. Who lives in Encino anymore? Are you making porn on the DL?

We would go on, but you've got better things to do, and so do we. But just so you know: John Lennon and Yoko Ono were one of the most pseudo-genius art couples of all time!