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No, ladies and gents, your eyes don't deceive you: the four gun-toting hombres at left are the new (but likely not improved) A-Team. For those too young to remember the original or too highfalutin' to watch it, The A-Team was a popular TV series in the mid-1980s. Like many TV series then and now, the set-up was a little convoluted. Here's the voiceover from the opening credits, which sums up the premise in 100 words or less: "In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the...
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We Underestimated Anna Faris And Her Toyota FJ Cruiser
Clearly we have underestimated Anna Faris. We'd written her off as another adorable blonde, on par with Malin Akerman or Hilarie Burton -- which is to say cute, funny, approachably sexy, and doomed to a career full of infomercials. But oh, Ms. Faris has proven us wrong: there is clearly more to...
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Achtung: Britney's Behind The Wheel Of Her G-Wagen, Y'all
When last we saw Brit-Brit, she was heading home from the pet store with a new bird in tow, waiting patiently by the driver's side door of a Mercedes-Benz G-Wagen. But for some reason, y'all, we never imagined she actually DROVE the thing. That's some scary stuff right there, I tell you what. P.S...
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Russell Crowe And His Toyota Prius Prove Our Theory
By which we mean: the theory about the Prius and downmarket celebs
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Rachel Bilson Is Going Nowhere Fast In Her Toyota Prius
Let's do a quick recap of Rachel Bilson's career: she had a guest spot on That 70s Show, a guest spot on Buffy, a guest spot on 8 Simple Rules, and way too many recurring appearances on The OC (at least that's what we hear, because none of us ever watched that crap). Her film work includes New...
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Kim Kardashian Returns To The Gas Station In A Bentley GTC
It seems like just yesterday that we spotted Kim Kardashian at the pumps, gassing up her Range Rover in a pair of leggings and spike-heel boots. (Actually, it was last Wednesday. In case you were wondering.) But Kim is a versatile girl -- and a flexible one, too, if videos are to be believed -- so...
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LIKE EVERY OTHER CELEBRITY COUPLE. Jeezums pete.
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Tom Cruise Crushes Mercury Grand Marquis
Yes, this is another photo from the set of Tom Cruise's new movie, Wichita. Ordinarily, we wouldn't post such things so close together, but this shot is remarkable for a couple of reasons: 1. That's Tom Cruise in the air, not some stuntdude. Which leads us to believe that the "sex diet" Katie...
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Kim Kardashian Gasses Up The Range Rover
It's hard to know what to make of Kim Kardashian. Sometimes seems pretty self aware -- as if she knows that she's in the 14th minute of her pop-culture notoriety. There is also a remote possibility that Kim understands the sources of her fleeting fame: good bone structure, incredible hair, a...
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Tom Cruises The Globe In (Or On) A Chrysler Town & Country
Okay, Tom Cruise, you have intrigued us yet again. We see you here on the set of your new film Wichita, dangling from the roof rack of a Chrysler Town & Country. That raises some questions: 1. Does this count as doing your own stunts? Or do you call them tricks? We don't know all the fancy...
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Britney Spears Knows Why The Caged Bird Sings
Our reaction to this sad/hilarious photo, with apologies to Paul Laurence Dunbar, Maya Angelou, and Emily Dickinson: I wonder why the caged bird sings for pop tart Britney Spears, E'en though his life may soon by fraught with scandals and with jeers.... Is it because he knows he'll never want for...
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Paris Hilton Adds A Cadillac Escalade Hybrid To Her Fleet
Okay, Paris Hilton: you are officially blowing our minds. We used to think of you... well, how to put this diplomatically without hurting your feelings? We used to think of you as a faux-blonde, airheaded heiress whose only interests included partying, making sex tapes, and foisting a never-ending...
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You know what, Christian Bale? We're concerned. Deeply, deeply concerned. It's one thing to have a penchant for creepy indie films. It is quite another to bring your family along for the ride, metaphorically speaking. We understand that you recently wrapped (that's what they say in the biz, right? "Wrapped"?) on a new film in which you play a crack addict. Which is fine, but it sounds vaguely similar to that other movie wherein you played a psychopathic coke addict, or that one where you couldn't sleep, which was kind of like being a crank/crystal meth addict. At the risk of sounding like our...
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Audrina Patridge Returns In A Mercedes-Benz G-Wagen
Welcome back, Audrina Patridge. It feels like just yesterday we saw you stepping into a sporty white Mercedes after an afternoon of shopping on Melrose. And now, you're....well, you're stepping out of a sporty white Mercedes for an afternoon of shopping, possibly on Melrose. You certainly get...
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Kanye West Sez, 'Imma Let You Finish Drivin' This Mercedes, But....'
Wow, Kanye. Just...wow. So much going on here. So many unanswered questions. To wit: 1. Are you really riding shotgun in a loaner Mercedes-Benz CL from a dealer in Encino? 2. If so, what happened to your regular ride? 3. Also, what happened to your regular driver? 4. Why are you allowing The Alien...
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Does This Range Rover Make Me Look Fat?
Dear Alex Reid: Here are some things we have learned from you: 1. Dating a superstar model/horse trainer/plastic surgery aficionado will really get you noticed. Like, a year ago, you'd have been just another half-naked British cage-fighter filling up at the pump, but today you're the half-naked...
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Eva Longoria Pulled Over In A Lexus RX 400h
OMG, Eva Longoria, is that you being pulled over by one of LA's finest? (And if so, is he really one of LA's finest? Because the view from the back is, shall we say, not encouraging.) How the bejeebus did you get a ticket? We can't imagine that anyone would pull you over for mere speeding...
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Janice Dickinson Is A Cougar On The Range (Rover)
Wow. Janice Dickinson. You look great. With that trim waistline, those sculpted arms, that unnatural, Sean Hannity-white smile, and those chestnut locks, you look like a slightly elder statesman for the Kardashian tribe. Also like the Kardashians: that Range Rover. It just screams "young" and...
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Sheesh, he's so literal. And awesome.
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Fashion Week: Karl Lagerfeld Descends To Earth In A Hummer
Seriously, is there anything that man can't do?
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Sophie Monk Learns That Ford Rangers And Feng Shui Don't Mix
Seriously, we've had Ford Rangers. WORST. CARS. (OR TRUCKS.) EVER.
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Toni Collette Is Grooving On The Bumper Of A VW Beetle, Man
Is she crazy, or is she just taking advantage of the fact that she's Toni Collette?
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Mariah Carey Rides The Time Machine--And A Mercedes-Benz SL
Her hair says 80s, but her car says NOW.
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