When last we saw Brit-Brit, she was heading home from the pet store with a new bird in tow, waiting patiently by the driver's side door of a Mercedes-Benz G-Wagen. But for some reason, y'all, we never imagined she actually DROVE the thing.

That's some scary stuff right there, I tell you what.

P.S. Maybe it's the SUV, or maybe it's that chimichanga we had for lunch, but to our eyes, 27-year-old Ms. Spears is already looking a little cougar-y in this photo. Of course, given the two divorces, the two kids, and the "party problem", that's probably to be expected.