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By which we mean: the theory about the Prius and downmarket celebs

Let's do a quick recap of Rachel Bilson's career: she had a guest spot on That 70s Show, a guest spot on Buffy, a guest spot on 8 Simple Rules, and way too many recurring appearances on The OC (at least that's what we hear, because none of us ever watched that crap). Her film work includes New...

It seems like just yesterday that we spotted Kim Kardashian at the pumps, gassing up her Range Rover in a pair of leggings and spike-heel boots. (Actually, it was last Wednesday. In case you were wondering.) But Kim is a versatile girl -- and a flexible one, too, if videos are to be believed -- so...

LIKE EVERY OTHER CELEBRITY COUPLE. Jeezums pete.

Yes, this is another photo from the set of Tom Cruise's new movie, Wichita. Ordinarily, we wouldn't post such things so close together, but this shot is  remarkable for a couple of reasons: 1. That's Tom Cruise in the air, not some stuntdude. Which leads us to believe that the "sex diet" Katie...

Okay, Tom Cruise, you have intrigued us yet again. We see you here on the set of your new film Wichita, dangling from the roof rack of a Chrysler Town & Country. That raises some questions: 1. Does this count as doing your own stunts? Or do you call them tricks? We don't know all the fancy...

Our reaction to this sad/hilarious photo, with apologies to Paul Laurence Dunbar, Maya Angelou, and Emily Dickinson: I wonder why the caged bird sings for pop tart Britney Spears, E'en though his life may soon by fraught with scandals and with jeers.... Is it because he knows he'll never want for...

Okay, Paris Hilton: you are officially blowing our minds. We used to think of you... well, how to put this diplomatically without hurting your feelings? We used to think of you as a faux-blonde, airheaded heiress whose only interests included partying, making sex tapes, and foisting a never-ending...

You know what, Christian Bale? We're concerned. Deeply, deeply concerned. It's one thing to have a penchant for creepy indie films. It is quite another to bring your family along for the ride, metaphorically speaking. We understand that you recently wrapped (that's what they say in the biz, right?...

Welcome back, Audrina Patridge. It feels like just yesterday we saw you stepping into a sporty white Mercedes after an afternoon of shopping on Melrose. And now, you're....well, you're stepping out of a sporty white Mercedes for an afternoon of shopping, possibly on Melrose. You certainly get...

Dear Alex Reid: Here are some things we have learned from you: 1. Dating a superstar model/horse trainer/plastic surgery aficionado will really get you noticed. Like, a year ago, you'd have been just another half-naked British cage-fighter filling up at the pump, but today you're the half-naked...

OMG, Eva Longoria, is that you being pulled over by one of LA's finest? (And if so, is he really one of LA's finest? Because the view from the back is, shall we say, not encouraging.) How the bejeebus did you get a ticket? We can't imagine that anyone would pull you over for mere speeding...

Wow. Janice Dickinson. You look great. With that trim waistline, those sculpted arms, that unnatural, Sean Hannity-white smile, and those chestnut locks, you look like a slightly elder statesman for the Kardashian tribe. Also like the Kardashians: that Range Rover. It just screams "young" and...

Sheesh, he's so literal. And awesome.

Seriously, is there anything that man can't do?

Is she crazy, or is she just taking advantage of the fact that she's Toni Collette?

In between rounds of p-poppin', 'Cris hands out keys like they were dollar bills. That's how they do it in the ATL?

Her hair says 80s, but her car says NOW.

Let the puns begin!

Her dirty mudflaps make everything okay.