Celebrities
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Dear Jamie Kennedy: Thank you for proving what we already knew: that life isn't fair. If life were fair, you probably wouldn't be driving a Bentley Continental GTC around Los Angeles. (Or anywhere, for that matter.) If life were fair, you probably wouldn't be working as a comedian/actor -- even as "the poor man's Rob Schneider". (Which is pretty poor.) And if life were fair, you probably wouldn't be dating Jennifer Love Hewitt. (No clarification needed on that one.) On the other hand, the fact that you have blessedly chosen to wear underwear -- mostly opaque, black underwear at that -- might...
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Kanye West Sez, 'Imma Let You Finish Drivin' This Mercedes, But....'Wow, Kanye. Just...wow. So much going on here. So many unanswered questions. To wit: 1. Are you really riding shotgun in a loaner Mercedes-Benz CL from a dealer in Encino? 2. If so, what happened to your regular ride? 3. Also, what happened to your regular driver? 4. Why are you allowing The Alien...
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Lindsay Lohan Tempts Fate with F1 Gig
It's Survivor: Raffles Hotel as the Lohan descends on a country that doesn't allow chewing gum.
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Does This Range Rover Make Me Look Fat?
Dear Alex Reid: Here are some things we have learned from you: 1. Dating a superstar model/horse trainer/plastic surgery aficionado will really get you noticed. Like, a year ago, you'd have been just another half-naked British cage-fighter filling up at the pump, but today you're the half-naked...
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Humpday Mystery: What Would Debi Mazar Drive?
Can we just say how stoked we are to see Debi Mazar making the rounds again? She was three kinds of awesome in the 80s and 90s -- everybody's favorite badass girlfriend. She was the Thinking Man's Juliette Lewis, if Juliette Lewis bathed more and, you know, wasn't crazy. Like, seriously: we're not...
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Eva Longoria Pulled Over In A Lexus RX 400h
OMG, Eva Longoria, is that you being pulled over by one of LA's finest? (And if so, is he really one of LA's finest? Because the view from the back is, shall we say, not encouraging.) How the bejeebus did you get a ticket? We can't imagine that anyone would pull you over for mere speeding...
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Dear Sean Stewart: We have a problem. That problem is you. We're not talking about your whiny sense of self-entitlement. (Although please, for the benefit of America's eardrums, STFU.) We're not talking about your "career" as a reality show contestant. (Although we understand that may be as close to reality as you're likely to get.) We're not even talking about your "career" as a model. (Although, like Cher Horowitz would say: AS IF.) Frankly, Sean, we're not even talking about the fact that you were party to the wreck of a sweet, black, $200,000 Bentley Continental GTC. Yes, that would be...
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LeAnn Rimes Taps The Ass Of A Mercedes With Her Audi Q5
Okay, can we just say? It must totally suck to be a celebrity. Sure, they get money, fame, hookers, and blow -- and of course, they give us something to write about -- but that is all glitz and glamma worth a total loss of privacy? Take for example this photo of poor LeAnn Rimes. (We use the term...
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Janice Dickinson Is A Cougar On The Range (Rover)
Wow. Janice Dickinson. You look great. With that trim waistline, those sculpted arms, that unnatural, Sean Hannity-white smile, and those chestnut locks, you look like a slightly elder statesman for the Kardashian tribe. Also like the Kardashians: that Range Rover. It just screams "young" and...
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Zachary Quinto Heroically Changes Tire On Toyota Prius
Sheesh, he's so literal. And awesome.
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Fashion Week: Karl Lagerfeld Descends To Earth In A Hummer
Seriously, is there anything that man can't do?
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Audrina Patridge VERY Excited About The Lamborghini Gallardo
We could make DOZENS of comments about this shot, but we're above that. Or below it. Whatever.
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Seriously, we've had Ford Rangers. WORST. CARS. (OR TRUCKS.) EVER.
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Miss Ross Would Like Extra Pico, Please
Even megawatt Motown legends crave a fourthmeal now and then.
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Toni Collette Is Grooving On The Bumper Of A VW Beetle, Man
Is she crazy, or is she just taking advantage of the fact that she's Toni Collette?
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Ludacris Is Your Sugar Daddy On Wheels
In between rounds of p-poppin', 'Cris hands out keys like they were dollar bills. That's how they do it in the ATL?
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VIDEO: Lindsay Lohan's Getaway In Porsche 911 Targa 4
She may still be on the wrong track, but at least it's the fast track.
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Mariah Carey Rides The Time Machine--And A Mercedes-Benz SL
Her hair says 80s, but her car says NOW.
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Hey, Hugh Jackman, Normally we'd just ping you on Facebook, but there are a few important things we need to discuss with you concerning this rather artificial application of manliness, and the way you've chosen to straddle it for the cameras. The Harley-Davidson motorcycle is not an object to be taken lightly. It's ripe with testosterone, heady with horsepower. It can be a cruel mistress. We know, we know--it's stitched with so much leather you may have momentarily confused it for a Gaultier settee. It is not. You may have missed this fact in the popular English-speaking media, but the...
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New Benz E-Class Cabrio Noses Aside SJP in SATC
Attention, women and gheys: we're still nine months away from that somewhat awaited sequel to Sex and the City. But the 2011 Mercedes-Benz E-Class Cabriolet spotted on the set? It's here now, and in lockstep with the cast, it couldn't wait to drop its protective bra for the cameras. X17 nabbed this...
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Rene Zellweger: Double Bagger
Agitated-looking Oscar winner emerges from car accident unscathed.
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Lauren Conrad Is The Anti-Audrina In Her Black Mercedes SL
But they can both outrun Speidi
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Great Fit: Audrina Patridge & Her Mercedes-Benz SL550
Now if we could only understand why she's famous...
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Courtney Love Career Trajectory Update: Yep, Still Down
Maybe it's been a while since you read Courtney Love's MySpace page, or her Tweets, or just listened to her odd ramblings wherever she found an audience--Pam Anderson's roast*, Jamba Juice, wherever. Maybe you've never been so much as briefly enamored of the old-skool kinderwhore. Whatever. It's...
Martin Padgett
