Celebrities
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Wow, Kanye. Just...wow. So much going on here. So many unanswered questions. To wit: 1. Are you really riding shotgun in a loaner Mercedes-Benz CL from a dealer in Encino? 2. If so, what happened to your regular ride? 3. Also, what happened to your regular driver? 4. Why are you allowing The Alien Known as Amber Rose to operate earthbound machinery? 5. What exactly does Amber Rose do, anyway -- apart from looking kinda crazy and being bisexual and assimilating others into the Borg? 6. Where is your entourage? 7. Have they been assimilated into the Borg? 8. Why does it appear that your...
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Lindsay Lohan Tempts Fate with F1 GigIt's Survivor: Raffles Hotel as the Lohan descends on a country that doesn't allow chewing gum.
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Does This Range Rover Make Me Look Fat?
Dear Alex Reid: Here are some things we have learned from you: 1. Dating a superstar model/horse trainer/plastic surgery aficionado will really get you noticed. Like, a year ago, you'd have been just another half-naked British cage-fighter filling up at the pump, but today you're the half-naked...
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Humpday Mystery: What Would Debi Mazar Drive?
Can we just say how stoked we are to see Debi Mazar making the rounds again? She was three kinds of awesome in the 80s and 90s -- everybody's favorite badass girlfriend. She was the Thinking Man's Juliette Lewis, if Juliette Lewis bathed more and, you know, wasn't crazy. Like, seriously: we're not...
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Eva Longoria Pulled Over In A Lexus RX 400h
OMG, Eva Longoria, is that you being pulled over by one of LA's finest? (And if so, is he really one of LA's finest? Because the view from the back is, shall we say, not encouraging.) How the bejeebus did you get a ticket? We can't imagine that anyone would pull you over for mere speeding...
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Sean Stewart And The Death Of A Bentley Continental GTC
Dear Sean Stewart: We have a problem. That problem is you. We're not talking about your whiny sense of self-entitlement. (Although please, for the benefit of America's eardrums, STFU.) We're not talking about your "career" as a reality show contestant. (Although we understand that may be as close...
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Okay, can we just say? It must totally suck to be a celebrity. Sure, they get money, fame, hookers, and blow -- and of course, they give us something to write about -- but that is all glitz and glamma worth a total loss of privacy? Take for example this photo of poor LeAnn Rimes. (We use the term "poor" loosely.) She'd just gone shopping at Fred Segal for... something or other, she stepped onto the street, dodged the paparazzi, hopped into her Audi Q5, and promptly rear ended some dude in a Mercedes-Benz E350. It was obviously just a fender bender -- if even that. Take a look at LeAnn's...
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Janice Dickinson Is A Cougar On The Range (Rover)
Wow. Janice Dickinson. You look great. With that trim waistline, those sculpted arms, that unnatural, Sean Hannity-white smile, and those chestnut locks, you look like a slightly elder statesman for the Kardashian tribe. Also like the Kardashians: that Range Rover. It just screams "young" and...
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Zachary Quinto Heroically Changes Tire On Toyota Prius
Sheesh, he's so literal. And awesome.
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Fashion Week: Karl Lagerfeld Descends To Earth In A Hummer
Seriously, is there anything that man can't do?
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Audrina Patridge VERY Excited About The Lamborghini Gallardo
We could make DOZENS of comments about this shot, but we're above that. Or below it. Whatever.
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Sophie Monk Learns That Ford Rangers And Feng Shui Don't Mix
Seriously, we've had Ford Rangers. WORST. CARS. (OR TRUCKS.) EVER.
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Even megawatt Motown legends crave a fourthmeal now and then.
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Toni Collette Is Grooving On The Bumper Of A VW Beetle, Man
Is she crazy, or is she just taking advantage of the fact that she's Toni Collette?
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Ludacris Is Your Sugar Daddy On Wheels
In between rounds of p-poppin', 'Cris hands out keys like they were dollar bills. That's how they do it in the ATL?
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VIDEO: Lindsay Lohan's Getaway In Porsche 911 Targa 4
She may still be on the wrong track, but at least it's the fast track.
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Mariah Carey Rides The Time Machine--And A Mercedes-Benz SL
Her hair says 80s, but her car says NOW.
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Hugh Jackman Is Off-The-Chain Ironic on His Harley
Hey, Hugh Jackman, Normally we'd just ping you on Facebook, but there are a few important things we need to discuss with you concerning this rather artificial application of manliness, and the way you've chosen to straddle it for the cameras. The Harley-Davidson motorcycle is not an object to be...
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Attention, women and gheys: we're still nine months away from that somewhat awaited sequel to Sex and the City. But the 2011 Mercedes-Benz E-Class Cabriolet spotted on the set? It's here now, and in lockstep with the cast, it couldn't wait to drop its protective bra for the cameras. X17 nabbed this and other shots of the new convertible, which is based on the E-Class Coupe reviewed over at TheCarConnection earlier this year. The Cabrio doesn't go on sale until next spring, but it's due for a world debut in two weeks at the 2009 Frankfurt Auto Show. The new convertible four-seat Benz was...
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Rene Zellweger: Double Bagger
Agitated-looking Oscar winner emerges from car accident unscathed.
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Lauren Conrad Is The Anti-Audrina In Her Black Mercedes SL
But they can both outrun Speidi
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Great Fit: Audrina Patridge & Her Mercedes-Benz SL550
Now if we could only understand why she's famous...
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Courtney Love Career Trajectory Update: Yep, Still Down
Maybe it's been a while since you read Courtney Love's MySpace page, or her Tweets, or just listened to her odd ramblings wherever she found an audience--Pam Anderson's roast*, Jamba Juice, wherever. Maybe you've never been so much as briefly enamored of the old-skool kinderwhore. Whatever. It's...
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Mark Wahlberg Gives It To Us Both Ways In His Escalade
But then, he's a giving sort of guy
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