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Over the weekend, we stumbled across this photo of a cute little mutt*, sporting a full harness and a leash and left in someone's back seat. According to reports, the dog belongs to one Kate Beckinsale: Kate Beckinsale spent hours inside the Byron Tracy Salon on November 19, 2009 in Los Angeles...

Okay, Miss Ashley Green, this is an occasion of strangeness: three days after we saw Orlando Bloom out and about in his Audi Q7, here you are standing tankside, filling up an Audi Q5. You are also sipping a Diet Red Bull, which is largely irrelevant, except for the fact that (a) you're getting a...

Like rodents in a bleached-out game of whack-a-mole, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt popped up on Regis and Kelly this morning. Mostly they were shilling their new book, How to Be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press, and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture. But of course, with a title...

Leftover Halloween celeb photos are to bloggers what leftover pizza is to stoners: delectable, satisfying, and just enough to make us giggle. But which way will we go on this tasty linked shot of songstress Gwen Stefani? • Will we make a crack about Stefani's vocal similarities to Jessie, the...

Things we did not know about Matthew McConaughey until this very minute: 1. He occasionally wears shirts. 2. He works out (though given the fact that we see him shirtless so much, the weight-lifting thing shouldn't have been a surprise). 3. He drives a stereotypical but oh-so-bitchin' Camaro Z28...

It may be difficult, but please: look at this. Yes, that's Blythe Danner. AND SHE IS ON A TRICYCLE. Well, okay, the contraption has two small wheels in the back, so technically, it's a quadracycle. But whatever: the thing's effect on us is the same. That effect is nausea. We do not enjoy watching...

When last we saw Brit-Brit, she was heading home from the pet store with a new bird in tow, waiting patiently by the driver's side door of a Mercedes-Benz G-Wagen. But for some reason, y'all, we never imagined she actually DROVE the thing. That's some scary stuff right there, I tell you what. P.S...

Back off, Mayer: we said ALLEGED.

Are those boots for fishing. Because they also look like they'd be perfect for cement. Just an observation.

By which we mean: the theory about the Prius and downmarket celebs

It seems like just yesterday that we spotted Kim Kardashian at the pumps, gassing up her Range Rover in a pair of leggings and spike-heel boots. (Actually, it was last Wednesday. In case you were wondering.) But Kim is a versatile girl -- and a flexible one, too, if videos are to be believed -- so...

Yes, this is another photo from the set of Tom Cruise's new movie, Wichita. Ordinarily, we wouldn't post such things so close together, but this shot is  remarkable for a couple of reasons: 1. That's Tom Cruise in the air, not some stuntdude. Which leads us to believe that the "sex diet" Katie...

It's hard to know what to make of Kim Kardashian. Sometimes seems pretty self aware -- as if she knows that she's in the 14th minute of her pop-culture notoriety. There is also a remote possibility that Kim understands the sources of her fleeting fame: good bone structure, incredible hair, a...

Okay, Tom Cruise, you have intrigued us yet again. We see you here on the set of your new film Wichita, dangling from the roof rack of a Chrysler Town & Country. That raises some questions: 1. Does this count as doing your own stunts? Or do you call them tricks? We don't know all the fancy...

Our reaction to this sad/hilarious photo, with apologies to Paul Laurence Dunbar, Maya Angelou, and Emily Dickinson: I wonder why the caged bird sings for pop tart Britney Spears, E'en though his life may soon by fraught with scandals and with jeers.... Is it because he knows he'll never want for...

You know what, Christian Bale? We're concerned. Deeply, deeply concerned. It's one thing to have a penchant for creepy indie films. It is quite another to bring your family along for the ride, metaphorically speaking. We understand that you recently wrapped (that's what they say in the biz, right?...

Welcome back, Audrina Patridge. It feels like just yesterday we saw you stepping into a sporty white Mercedes after an afternoon of shopping on Melrose. And now, you're....well, you're stepping out of a sporty white Mercedes for an afternoon of shopping, possibly on Melrose. You certainly get...

Wow, Kanye. Just...wow. So much going on here. So many unanswered questions. To wit: 1. Are you really riding shotgun in a loaner Mercedes-Benz CL from a dealer in Encino? 2. If so, what happened to your regular ride? 3. Also, what happened to your regular driver? 4. Why are you allowing The Alien...

Dear Alex Reid: Here are some things we have learned from you: 1. Dating a superstar model/horse trainer/plastic surgery aficionado will really get you noticed. Like, a year ago, you'd have been just another half-naked British cage-fighter filling up at the pump, but today you're the half-naked...

OMG, Eva Longoria, is that you being pulled over by one of LA's finest? (And if so, is he really one of LA's finest? Because the view from the back is, shall we say, not encouraging.) How the bejeebus did you get a ticket? We can't imagine that anyone would pull you over for mere speeding...