Why look: it's Channing Tatum, allegedly arriving in Scotland to shoot a new film. For the sake of the moviegoing public, we can only hope it has nothing to do with GIs or anyone named Joe.

Ordinarily, we'd make some crack about the Range Rover, and we'd wonder if Channing's producers might be taking him to a fishing lodge miles from where anyone can hear him scream. Also, we'd work in a haggis joke or two.

But while the ride says a little about Mr. Tatum and his sporty, outdoorsy lifestyle, the half-laced Timberlands, the baggy jeans, that thoroughly appropriate fedora, and best of all, Channing's "hang loose" hand gesture say far more than a mere SUV ever could.