Fun Stuff
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We wish we could get excited about Scott Brown*. Yes, his victory was historic. Yes it will mean interesting things in Washington. But for the love of Benji, did the man have to whip out a pickup truck to prove that he's a red-blooded American? Snore. Now, look: we have nothing against pickup trucks. In fact, some of us prefer them to cars and SUVs (even though we're constantly being asked to help people move, and as much as we love telling people "no", you can have too much of a good thing). However, this idea that people who drive trucks are automatically populist and patriotic is patently...
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Video: Electromagnetic Pulse Gun Stops Cars ColdThe HPEMS gun disables a car's computer at a distance.
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Video: Bugatti Veyron Dressed As A Mouse. Yes, A Mouse.Leave it to Conan O'Brien to do something so weird and wacky.
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The Fast And The Furious 5 and 6 In The Works?A Facebook message from Vin Diesel hints that two more Fast & Furious movies are in the works.
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Surprise: Alfa Romeo MiTo Fits In A Shopping CartThis wild display from Alfa Romeo's Belgian arm shows how affordable the MiTo can be.
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It's Friday. Here's Cloris Leachman With A Lexus IS 250You know what? It's been a long week. Between the river of news pouring out of Detroit and the unbearably cold winter temps, it's a miracle we're alive. So while we could sit here and feign interest in Mark Walhberg's oilwell-cum-Porsche cabriolet, we've already covered the guy twice in the past...
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Hey, you. Yes, you: the guy who's been in a coma and living under a hubcap since November? You might be surprised to know that General Motors has ended its (purely platonic) relationship with Tiger Woods -- the one whereby Woods received free GM vehicles on loan. It appears the romance officially crumbled on December 31, 2009, but GM just got around to telling us. The company assures us that the breakup had been on Tiger's calendar for months and had nothing to do with his disintegrating marriage to Elin Nordegren or his relationship with all those strippers. Anyway, we thought you'd like to...
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Reese Witherspoon Ups The Class In Her Mercedes-Benz GLKThere isn't much to say about Reese Witherspoon's choice in cars. Think about it: Nashville native Reese Witherspoon? Wearing a plaid blouse and a mid-length skirt and ballet flats and Prada shades? Toodling around Brentwood in a Mercedes-Benz GLK 350 in the photo linked below, with a blonde friend...
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Audi To Underwrite Iron Man 2 (Ferrous Boogaloo)Every celeb worth her yoga mat is driving an Audi these days, so this bit of news should come as no surprise: today at the 2010 Detroit Auto Show, Audi's VP of marketing, Scott Keogh, confirmed that the company will be a major product-placer in the upcoming Iron Man 2 film. Which means that we'll...
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Zac Efron's Audi A5: Like HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL, This Is Getting OldGreen goddess in a bottle, this is getting old: another celebrity caught cruising the streets of Los Angeles in an Audi. This time, the celebrity in question is none other than former teen heartthrob (and current 22-year-old heartthrob) Zac Efron, best known (a) for his turns in various High School...
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Yet Another Audi Q5: Now With Jennifer Garner And ChildEither Justin Timberlake is working overtime, or there's a freak fascination with Audi in Hollywoodland. We've seen countless celebs, celebutantes, and celebutards cruising the streets in various models, and now, for the second day in a row, we've spotted an LA lady climbing into an Audi A5. This...
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Video: Ken Block Swaps To Ford, Drops Subaru For Rally, X GamesKen Block will take the wheel of a Fiesta and Focus in racing for 2010.
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There are many things to note about the photo linked below: 1) That's Lindsay Lohan. She's vacationing in St. Barts. 2) LiLo is wearing a bikini and heels the same way that other people would wear a dress and heels. Or jeans and and heels. Or a skirt and heels. Or basically anything that IS NOT A BIKINI AND HEELS. (Or at least not hooker heels. Lerd.) You know who else wears swimwear and heels? Pamela Anderson. Lady Cottontail here might wanna steer clear of that cabbage patch altogether. 3) LiLo appears to have bought that swimsuit while shopping with George Lucas. Which either says dubious...
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2010 Celebrity Car Predictions: Yep, We're Totally PsychicIs it just us, or did 2009 completely suck? The economy tanked, automakers went bankrupt, celebrities died left and right (and not even the good ones). Ugh, midnight cannot come fast enough. Since early this morning, our crack team of auto journalists/clairvoyants has been drinking tea -- mostly...
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Scott Caan And His Best Buddy In A Vintage Ford TruckSince tomorrow will be a special CelebsAndCars entry, this is technically the last "regular" post of 2009. And although we could've easily gone with the million-dollar feud brewing among the trashy, splashy Teutel family, or the high-speed antics of the equally trashy but less splashy (as Playgirl...
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Nicole Kidman (And Her Face) Go Picnicking In An Audi A6Ladies and gentlemen, Audi has struck again: since JT came onboard, it seems like every other celebrity -- at least the real ones -- has been spotted tooling around in one Audi model or another. (For reasons yet unknown, fake celebs seem smitten with Bentleys and BMWs.) The latest example: Nicole...
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Cougarwatch: Susan Sarandon Hooks Up With Auto Entrepreneur's SonFull disclosure: we love Susan Sarandon. Without her, Rocky Horror would've been short an ingenue, and The Hunger would've been missing its key behavioral scientist/vampire lesbian. And of course, how could anyone forget The Banger Sisters? Which, curiously, leads directly into the most recent news...
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Job Opening: Driver/Personal Assistant to Christina AguileraDear Personal Assistant of Christina Aguilera (aka Xtina): We have heard that it sucks to be you. Not "you" as in "you, the personal assistant of Christina Aguilera (aka Xtina)", but "you" as in "you, the personal assistant of any former Disney spokeschild". We can only imagine what you must go...
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These two videos stretch the limits of car performance and human comprehension.
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Tila Tequila Drives A BMW 335i Under The Influence (Of Crazy Pills)Pocket-sized bisexual famewhore Tila Tequila recently announced that she's carrying her brother's child and that she's marrying girlfriend Casey Johnson, who, as it turns out, is an alleged cat burglar and heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune. Which means that this image of TT splayed...
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Today In Flash Mobs: Girls, Bikinis, And The Fiat 500Flash mobs have been around for decades (back in the day, they were called outlaw parties), but they've only recently been co-opted for marketing campaigns. Today's example: the surprise arrival of a dozen bikini-clad dancers and a DIY samba band on a chilly square in Amsterdam to shill the Fiat...
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U.S. Marshals To Auction Huge Seized Car Collection In Salt Lake CityThe cars were the fruits of a Ponzi scheme, say the Marshals.
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Gwen Stefani's Range Rover: Open To Anything, AnyoneSee Gwen Stefani. (Behind the link, that is.) See Gwen dressed like an almost-normal person.* See Gwen load a stroller into her tastefully understated Range Rover. Load, Gwen, load! See Gwen drive away. Drive, Gwen, drive! See Gwen's rear gate still open like a big-mouthed hollaback girl frozen in...
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Dress For Success: Race-Inspired Cuff Links From RaceChairsAny suit or holiday outfit could benefit from this little touch of gearhead goodness from RaceChairs.
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