Pocket-sized bisexual famewhore Tila Tequila recently announced that she's carrying her brother's child and that she's marrying girlfriend Casey Johnson, who, as it turns out, is an alleged cat burglar and heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune.

Which means that this image of TT splayed across the hood of a (rented) BMW 335i and sharing her junk with every paparazzo within a five-block radius is the probably most demure pose we could expect.