Gwen Stefani

Gwen Stefani

See Gwen Stefani. (Behind the link, that is.)

See Gwen dressed like an almost-normal person.*

See Gwen load a stroller into her tastefully understated Range Rover.

Load, Gwen, load!

See Gwen drive away.

Drive, Gwen, drive!

See Gwen's rear gate still open like a big-mouthed hollaback girl frozen in mid-holla.

Stop, Gwen, stop!

No, seriously, Gwen: STOP.

* We question the yuppie wisdom of leggings and white cross-trainers. But otherwise, this is what improvement looks like.