Celebrities
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Reagan-era football champs show off their klassy kustom kruizers.
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A Sit-Down With Ashley Tisdale And Her Porsche Boxster SPlease, please, please be careful out there. Otherwise, Miley takes total control, and we don't have time to sit through that shame spiral.
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Chris Brown and His BMW X6: A Love Match?
What's the future hold for R&B sensation Chris Brown and his new BMW X6? Let's ask the stars! Stars?
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Avril Lavigne's Jeep Wrangler: She Must Be A Rocker After All
Her dirty mudflaps make everything okay.
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Jennifer Aniston Is Such a Damn Taker
It's time for Rachel to start giving back, or at least leave something for the rest of us, right?
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'WTF Are You Driving?' And Other Questions For Melanie Griffith
Hollywood's cougar-of-record ought to roll in a Bentley.
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For Pete's sake, will SOMEONE tell us why she's important?
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Hit And Run--And Cheating? LeAnn Rimes, You Have Our Attention
We were so ready not to care about the latest woes of country music slice-of-angel-food-cake LeAnn Rimes. We know what it's like to be ignored by the CMAs, we know what it's like to be 26 and dolled up like a Varga girl for publicity purposes. We know what it's like to have Wynonna Judd stare at...
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Georgia Tech Raises Moob Awareness
Half-clothed football players remind us it's time for an annual exam.
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WWJD: What Would Julia Drive?
WWJD: What Would Julia Drive? It's a question that's crossed our mind, since we're getting some household pressure to see this summer's ultimate chunky-chick flick. No, we haven't seen Julie & Julia yet--no offense, Amy Adams but we're into whole movies, not two half-movies. And we're a little...
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Is a reality show a ticket to escaping a ticket, or more?
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Jon Gosselin Skips His 30s, Goes Directly to Midlife Crisis
Reality-TV sperm donor seeks new wheels with Mousketeer girlfriend. Also, probably, a divorce.
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Twice Is A Trend: Kristen Stewart Rides Shotgun In Mom's Truck
We think we might even like her, but we'll wait on that Joan Jett biopic before making a final judgment
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The Hills Are Alive: Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, & A Porsche Cayenne
World domination plotted by annoying blonds. Why is it always the blonds?
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Jay Leno Unlucky at Pebble Beach, Again
Lucky in broadcast television, unlucky in convincing the filthy rich that he's a winner.
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George Michael, Driving While Dazed...and Confused...Again
Oh, George Michael--you used to Make It Big, and now we're just concerned about you making it home. Particularly when we're also driving. In what's become a demolition-derby meme with a life all its own, Michael has been involved in yet another car crash, and walked away unscathed, though behaving...
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The baby daddy of the Magic Jesus Phone is back on the job. And now that Steve Jobs is commuting again to Apple, he's also back to putting his car where it doesn't belong. Gawker says Jobs is famous in Silicon Valley for parking his Benz SL in the handicapped spaces at work. While he underwent treatment for liver disease that ended in a transplant this year, Jobs had a chauffeur bring him to and from the Apple campus in Cupertino, which left the spaces open for the disabled. Now that he's back to a daily slog, insiders are showin' and tellin' how Jobs is using the handicapped parking spots...
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Katie Price Drives A Custom Pink Horse Trailer, Of Course
We ask her to leave quietly before things get ugly
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Michael Phelps Should Probably Just Stick to Water
Olympics' top champion wrecks car, is fine, needs chauffeur.
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Shia LaBeouf Rides Shotgun In A Ford Ranger. Does GM Know?
We think he may have developed a me-shia complex
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Would You Buy a Car from Jeremy Piven?
The premise: sell a lot full of cars in 24 hours to keep a dealer in business. A car dealer.
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Cyndi Lauper Is NOT Amped About The Chevy Volt
She makes a better songstress than booth babe
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