Fun Stuff
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We know you can't make out that face too well, but trust us: it's K-Fed. We could clock that scraggle of facial hair from across a crowded, dimly lit Del Taco dining room. Which is probably why Federline opted for the drive through. Remember, Kevin: you may have ordered Macho Burritos, but they still need love and affection and lots of chewing, too. Chew, K-Fed, chew. As lifelong yo-yo dieters and on-and-off exercisers, we can totally sympathize with Federline and his weight issues. And we give the guy props for driving a blacked out Ram (slimming!) that's big enough to make him look smaller...
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Study: Racing Video Games Really Do Make You A Better DriverNot only are video games good for your brain, playing action video games improves your ability to make the right decision, and to do so faster, according to a new study at the University of Rochester. Take that, Jack Thompson (and legions of "they'll rot your brain" parents). The study didn't...
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Video: Lunatic-Of-The-Year Mel Gibson Goes Into Hiding. In Victorian EnglandYes, that's Mel Gibson. Yes, he's wearing eyeglasses and a fake mustache. Considering all the hate being heaped on guy, he should probably be wearing a helmet and a shield and other junk they wore in Olden Tymes (we forget the terminology: we haven't been to a Ren Faire in years months), but maybe...
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Ten Things That Could Give Bob Lutz A Heart Attack (Or Really Bad Agita)Ten things that could give Bob Lutz the Big One: 10. Fireworks. 9. The return of clear soda. 8. Tragic watermelon incident at upcoming Gallagher festival. 7. Tragic golf club incident involving booth hostess and moving platform. 6. Richard Simmons' latest DVD, AC/DC Ab Workout. (That pilates stuff...
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Video: Gymkhana THREE, Part 2--This Time, With HoonageThe first part of the third round of Gymkhana videos was a bit of a disappointment for people interested in cars, hoonage, and general mayhem. This time around, there's no music video. Just a whole lot of smoking tires, turbo Fiesta growling and popping, and some fantastic camera work. We could...
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Name Your All-Time Favorite Fast Or Fancy FordThe era of social media is fully upon us when even 100-plus-year-old carmakers are adopting outlets like Twitter and Facebook as part of their efforts to build brand reputation. Sometimes it's even interesting. Take this tweet for @Ford, the official Ford Twitter account: @Ford: In 1953, Ford...
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Always wished you could slip behind the wheel of a Ferrari Formula One car? Well, now you can--virtually, of course, courtesy of Ferrari's official Virtual Academy simulator. Launched today, the simulator offers a run in the F10 simulator cockpit around Fiorano, Mugello and the Nurburgring. And for those with a competitive streak, Ferrari will be awarding the fastest driver each week with a range of Scuderia swag. Far from a cheesy arcade sim, the Ferrari Virtual Academy was developed in concert with Scuderia Ferrari engineers and Laser Scan and Motion Capture technology to make the circuits...
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AnnaLynne McCord Uses Her Feminine Wiles To (Allegedly) Weasel Out Of A Fender-BenderA week ago, some guy named Aaron was motoring around town, minding his own business, when -- WHAM -- out of the blue, AnnaLynne McCord nailed him. Which isn't especially unusual, except this time she was in a car. Afterward, AnnaLynne turned on the eyelashes and the charm with an "I'm very sorry"...
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Brough & Howarth: The $37,000 Car WaxYou've just put a new set of $38,000 tires on your Bugatti Veyron after getting the $21,000 service and replacing the $12,000 set of wheels. You've had her hand washed by a pro, but you want that little something special to finish the job and make the paint look as much like a black hole as your...
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After 960 Tries, South Korean Lady Driver Gets License (Eek!)Down in the southern part of South Korea--a country known for rugged persistence in the face of grave danger--there's a Guinness Record holder at work, one who just wants to drive. This past May, Cha-Sa-soon of Wanju, South Korea, got her wish, and got her driver's license. After 960 tries. The New...
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Kellan Lutz Gives Us A Little Audi And A Lot Of AbsRemember when saw Kellan Lutz rocking his Infiniti G35? We appreciated that. It was refreshing, invigorating -- an automotive palate-cleanser to help wash the taste of Land Rovers and G-Wagens out of our mouths. Then, we saw him in what appeared to be an Audi A5, and our hearts sank, because Audi...
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Rumor: Naya Rivera Goes On A Key Spree With Mark Salling's LexusAre you familiar with Naya Rivera? If you watched Glee, you'd probably recognize her as one of the cheerleaders -- or "cheerios", in Jane Lynch lingo. Fabulous Jane Lynch lingo. We almost vaguely sort of remember her, but can you keep a secret? We stopped watching Glee months ago, despite the...
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Remember Sarah Michelle Gellar? Of course you do. She was fighting vampires before it was cool. You know, after it was cool the first time? Anyway, we haven't heard much out of her, lo these past several years (except on Robot Chicken where her voiceovers are soothing, alto ear-balm), but now she is apparently back. And she is gunning for an Academy Award. As evidence, we present Gellar pumping gas into her Lexus RX350. (At least we've been told that's Gellar. Frankly, it looks more like a skinny LeAnn Rimes. But Rimes has never been that skinny, so using the theorem that what isn't Fish must...
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Video: Lindsay Lohan Blows (Through A Stop Sign In Her Maserati)Did you ever play the game "Kidnapped" in elementary school? It wasn't really a "thing", per se. In fact, we might've been the only ones playing it, and it might've been just in our heads. Which would be par for the course. Anyway, in the game, we pretended that we'd awoken in a strange bed in a...
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Warning: Gary Busey Impersonator Roams The Highways Of CaliforniaHave you seen this man? Probably so. In fact, you've probably seen him making this very face on red carpets and in mug shots for the past several years. And what about The Mask? Totally based on this face. Large Marge, too. Or so we've heard. It's a distinctive face is what we're saying. A scary...
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Hollywood Is Bored: Celebrities Driving Safe, Predictable SnoozemobilesHere is a list of things that would be surprising: 1. Anne Heche making a comeback. 2. Weapons of mass destruction discovered in Britney Spears' bonus room. 3. Certain members of our staff not standing in line for the newest Apple-branded colostomy bag (or whatever proprietary whirligig they're...
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Snooki Polizzi Could Be Legally Declared 'Annoying' (Yes, It's A Real Thing)A year ago, the thought of Oompa-Loompas made us smile. Sure, they were a little creepy, what with their bite-size stature and fake bake-gone-terribly-wrong tan jobs, but whatever: they had their place in our crusty childhood hearts. Then came Jersey Shore. We don't exactly know how Nicole "Snooki"...
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Who Says Car Beds Are Just For Kids? Not The V8 HotelThe V8 Hotel in Stuttgart offers a range of car-themed rooms and beds to stay in.
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Man With Steering Wheel: ...And this, of course, is the steering wheel. Jay Leno: Ordinarily, that's connected to the car, right? MWSW: Ach! You Americans. Such kopfschmerzen you give me. How do you put up with it, Arnold? Arnold Schwarzenegger: ...Huh? MWSW: I asked how you put up with all the dummkopfen in your new homeland. Jay: Actually, I was making a joke. MWSW: Is that so? Please to be leaving the joke-making to the professionals like your governor and Mr. Hasselhoff. Jay: You know that I'm a comedian, right? MWSW: Gott im himmel! Is this true, Arnie? Arnold: ...Huh? MWSW: (Slapping...
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Quail 2010: Ferrari Limo Is 'What Not To Roll'After you drown in high-cholesterol classics from Bugatti, Packard, Allard and Shelby all day at The Quail 2010, it's easy to overlook some of the simply amazing cars in the parking lot of the Quail Lodge. The cars left idle on the Quail greens alone would put whole concours events in less moneyed...
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Newt Gingrich Has Lust In His Heart For Plain-Jane ChevroletsHere is what we've learned today: A) Newt Gingrich is still alive. B) Someone at Esquire thinks he's still relevant. C) In the late 1990s, at the same time Gingrich was raking Bill Clinton over the coals for his cigar-themed indiscretions, lizard man was having his own adulterous smoke breaks with...
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Video: Tila Tequila Makes An Adult Film, Buys A LamborghiniThere are three things we know for sure: 1. Life sucks. 2. That dude from Jet Blue completely staged his exit (which is not to say it wasn't awesome, though it pales in comparison to Wendy O. Williams' jump from a moving bus). 3. Tila Tequila is the love child of Anna Nicole Smith and Imelda...
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Ryan Seacrest: 'Please Notice My Girlfriend. PLEASE.'Hi, everybody! I'm Ryan Seacrest! You may remember me from such TV programs as American Idol and Bromance. That's a funny name, right? "Bromance"? It's like when two guys hang out a lot and really dig each other. BUT NOTHING ELSE. Would you like to see my girlfriend? Here she is, in the picture at...
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This Ain't Your Car: Someone's Going to Pay For This Chrysler SebringHave you ever wondered if you've over-modified your car, crossed some boundary of good taste? Thank goodness, this ain't your car. Yesterday the gang at SportsCarMonitor showed you a homemade Batpod spotted rolling the mean streets of, uh, Palo Alto. Today, also from the streets of San Francisco...
Martin Padgett