There are three things we know for sure:
1. Life sucks.
3. Tila Tequila is the love child of Anna Nicole Smith and Imelda Marcos, meaning that (a) she's CRAZY, and (b) Imelda is a man.
We won't bother to provide proof of items #1 or #2, but for #3, please behold this clip of Tila Tequila showing off her Lamborghini Gallardo -- with shoes to match:
We can't wait to see the porn film that (allegedly) helped finance Tila's purchase.
Or, actually, yes we can. We totally can.