Celebrities

Being a thin, blond, Swedish model isn't all it's cracked up to be. Sure, it'll get you noticed. Sure, it'll get you jobs, dates, and a big hunk of wedding ring from the world's most famous golfer. But once you cross over to the dark side of 30, things change, man. You may still look good in a...

Remember when we spotted Kellan Lutz scooting around town in an Infiniti G35? Remember how impressed we were that he hadn't fallen in with the G-Wagen crowd, or the Bentley crowd, or the SLK crowd? Well, we have some bad news: he's fallen in with the Audi crowd, which is, as everyone knows, the new...

Nine things Jennifer Aniston could be saying as she drives a sweet but predictable (how appropriate) Bentley Continental GT through the crowded streets of Los Angeles, from the link below: 1) What, you think I can't afford a Bentley? That Ferris Bueller sitcom is still in syndication, ya know. 2)...

First, the good news. For starters, it appears from the link below that Miley Cyrus has learned to park in spots not reserved for the disabled. Score one for the ADA. Also: she's ditched her Toyota Prius for a 2010 Mercedes-Benz GL450. No, the 450 doesn't get the kind of fuel efficiency that the...

What up, y'all! It's me, your ol' Brit-Brit! I know how y'all like to see me drive around in my Mercedes-Benz G-Wagen and all, and I know how much you like to call it my P-Wagen, 'cause that joke just never gets old, now does it?. But as per my recent agreement with Lil' Brit -- that's what I call...

Clearly, we are in the wrong profession. At some point, we were told, "Oh, yeah: writers make bank. You will totally do awesome if you string together words for a living." It made sense at the time, but several years and numerous credit reports later, we're less convinced. On the other hand, if we...

HELLO, PEOPLE OF EARTH: I am Scarlett Johansson, and yes, I am stunning. Thank you for noticing. (Never mind that I totally lifted my cat-eyes and my up-do from Deneuve circa The Hunger. Like, who would know that? Who was even born then? Old people with their complaining, that's who.) As I was...

We admit, we were a little disappointed to learn that Ford hasn't contributed very heavily to the relief efforts in Haiti. You'd think that the one automaker in Detroit that didn't recently file for bankruptcy might be able to cough up more than two small trucks and $50,000 in matching funds. Hell...

Have you ever wanted a piece of Renee Zellweger? We're kidding, we're kidding: no one would want that. But someone might want her 1988 Honda CRX, which is now for sale on eBay. If you're that special someone, get cracking: the auction ends this Saturday, February 21, at 7:02pm, PST. If we're...

Last summer, rehab junkie Mischa Barton was seen stumbling out of a minivan, sucking on a cigarette almost as desperately as she subsequently sucked the joy out of Ashton Kutcher's primetime flop, The Beautiful Life: TBL. (We kid, we kid: there was no joy to suck from The Beautiful Life in the...

Possible reasons that Gerard Butler is giving us the "atsa matta you" face: A) Because after a while, the paparazzi are just plain irritating. ("Dude, I was basically naked for 90% of 300. What more do you want to see?") B) Because he understands that, as a B+ celeb, we expect better from him than...

Actor, singer, dancer, and former Mouseketeer Ryan Gosling hasn't been cranking out many movies lately. Apparently, he's been spending a lot of time in the studio with his band Dead Man's Bones. Which is a shame, because while Dead Man's Bones are really awesome cookies, they are less awesome in...

So there was this party at the home of Michael Bay. You know, the guy who directed the classic Playboy Video Centerfold: Kerri Kendall (and those Transformers movies too, we suppose)? The same Michael Bay who cleverly disguised his casting couch as a car wash? Him. Anyway, there was a party at...

Well, this doesn't sound suspicious AT ALL: A car that plunged down the side of Mulholland Drive on Friday morning is owned by actor Charlie Sheen, who reported the vehicle stolen, authorities said. Sheen called police about 5:15 a.m. to report a possible burglar on the premises of his Sherman Oaks...

Sylvester Stallone: Ayyyyy! Jason Statham: Oi! How's it hangin', Sly? Stallone: Ayyyyy! Statham: You ever eaten at this restaurant before? This Ciccone's place? (Looking over his shoulder) Hey, you don't think it's owned by Madonna, do you? Stallone: Ayyyyy! Statham: 'Cause that would NOT be cool...

No, gentle reader, your eyes do not deceive you, if you follow the link below: that is, in fact, the one and only Justin Timberlake -- Audi's officially credentialed brand ambassador -- behind the wheel of a Cadillac Escalade. See Jesse Eisenberg's "what you talkin' 'bout, Willis" expression?...

We didn't see the last Star Trek film. (You know: the one they just called Star Trek?) We didn't see Smokin' Aces, either. Or The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement. (Especially not that.) Come to think of it, we're not entirely sure we've seen Chris Pine in any movie at any time in our lives...

Before we go any further, ladies and gentlemen, please rest assured: BRADLEY COOPER IS FINE. We repeat: BRADLEY COOPER IS ALIVE AND UNSCATHED IN HOLLYWOOD TONIGHT. Okay, on with the story: once upon a time, people disliked Renee Zellweger because she's talented, cute, and scores good movie roles...

The picture we're linking to represents an apotheosis of sorts: something that the staff of CelebsAndCars have been anticipating for a long, long time. See that lady with the fake breasts, lips, and hair color? That's Nadya Suleman. She wasn't content with the uterus she'd grown up with, so she had...

Okay, okay: we owe you an apology. That post from yesterday? The one about Snooki from Jersey Shore? That was completely cruel and uncalled for. Half of you probably didn't even know who Snooki was when you clicked through from Twitter or Facebook or whatever. How could you have known what lay on...