Sylvester Stallone: Ayyyyy!

Jason Statham: Oi! How's it hangin', Sly?

Stallone: Ayyyyy!

Statham: You ever eaten at this restaurant before? This Ciccone's place? (Looking over his shoulder) Hey, you don't think it's owned by Madonna, do you?

Stallone: Ayyyyy!

Statham: 'Cause that would NOT be cool. Dude, have you seen her lately? We used to hang out when I was shooting Snatch, when she and Guy Ritchie were together. Back in the day, even after that Playboy shoot with the fuzzy armpits, my mates and I were all like, "Damn, I would wreck that!" (but you know, with more of a British accent). Now she's like Skeletor's ugly sister who got sold to brothel owners in Bombay when she was five. It'd be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway, if hallways were made with chicken bones.

Stallone: Ayyyyy!

Statham: But hey, speaking of sweet rides from Michigan, check what you've got! Damn, that's a fine piece of metallic badonkadonk.

Stallone: Ayyyyy! Hendrick Motorsports made it for me.

Statham: Whoa, is this one of those 25th Anniversary Chevrolet Camaros?

Stallone: Yeah, hard to believe it's been that long since Rocky IV.

Statham: Um, dude? I think the "anniversary" part refers to Hendrick's anniversary.

Stallone: Oh yeah? Then why'd they put my initials on it?

Statham: Your what?

Stallone: See: "SS". I am AWESOME.

Statham: Uh...

Stallone: Ayyyyy!

[Camaro5 via egmCarTech]