Richard Read, Reporter

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  Dustin Hoffman: Man Of Mystery Richard Read August 21, 2009

  Let us be perfectly clear: Dustin Hoffman is pretty damn awesome. For one, his breakout role was in The Graduate opposite the late, great Anne Bancroft. For two, he's aging gracefully and looks like...

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  Jude Law May Need To Upgrade His Audi Sedan

  We suggest the Ford Transit Connect

  Richard Read August 20, 2009
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  Anne Hathaway Straddles Scooter, Bitterly

  We want to see a catfight with Emma Roberts!

  Richard Read August 19, 2009
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  Twice Is A Trend: Kristen Stewart Rides Shotgun In Mom's Truck

  We think we might even like her, but we'll wait on that Joan Jett biopic before making a final judgment

  Richard Read August 18, 2009
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  The Hills Are Alive: Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, & A Porsche Cayenne

  World domination plotted by annoying blonds. Why is it always the blonds?

  Richard Read August 17, 2009
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  Katie Price Drives A Custom Pink Horse Trailer, Of Course

  We ask her to leave quietly before things get ugly

  Richard Read August 14, 2009
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  Shia LaBeouf Rides Shotgun In A Ford Ranger. Does GM Know? Richard Read August 13, 2009

  No, your eyes don't deceive you: that is, in fact, Shia LaBeouf preparing to ride shotgun. In a Ford Ranger. No crew cab, no high-end detailing. It might even be a stick shift.

  Also note his attire:...

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  Cyndi Lauper Is NOT Amped About The Chevy Volt

  She makes a better songstress than booth babe

  Richard Read August 12, 2009
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  Today In Obviousness: Simon Cowell's Bugatti Veyron

  So very, very obvious.

  Richard Read August 11, 2009
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  Jason Segel Goes Topless With A Chrysler 300

  We have a friend-tervention.

  Richard Read August 10, 2009
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  Yaris Jumps Into Frame To Get Lindsay Lohan's Attention

  Not her car, but, oh, how it years to be

  Richard Read August 7, 2009
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  Halle Berry Keeps It Real In A Lexus RX 350

  And we totally love her.

  Richard Read August 6, 2009
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  Emma Roberts And A Classic Volkswagen Beetle Richard Read August 5, 2009

  Sometimes we stumble across shots of people in cars, and we're told that they're celebrities, but honestly, we've never even heard of them. Fortunately for certain alleged stars (e.g. the entire...

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  George Clooney Takes The New Girl For A Ride On His Hog

  Elisabetta Canalis is the Cloonster's girl di giorno

  Richard Read August 4, 2009
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  Britney Spears Ditches P-Wagon For G-Wagen

  Only the G-Wagen can contain her.

  Richard Read August 3, 2009
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  Katie Holmes Could Outrun Cult Leaders In Her BMW 750Li

  We suggest she does. NOW.

  Richard Read July 31, 2009
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  Ciara Loses Lambo for Jeep Wrangler

  And really: who could blame her?

  Richard Read July 30, 2009
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  Lindsay Lohan Emerges From Snowy White Mercedes-Benz CL

  We did say 'snowy' white, didn't we?

  Richard Read July 29, 2009
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  9021-OMG Get Off The Hood Of My Mercedes SL Richard Read July 28, 2009

  We're not sure which is more disturbing: (a) the fact that the CW's allegedly "edgy, contemporary" 90210 is still scoring air time; (b) the fact that Annalynne McCord (on the left, doing product...

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  Brangelina Go REALLY Suburban

  Calming the kids, or crafty product placement for the McCafe?

  Richard Read July 28, 2009