Richard Read, Reporter

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  Phoebe Price Gives Us Gas Richard Read August 24, 2009

  Wow. Phoebe Price. You totally take the cake. Which, judging by this photo, would appear to be a blueberry cheesecake, slightly stale, made of very artificial ingredients.

  See, we stumbled across a...

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  Dustin Hoffman: Man Of Mystery

  Is that really a manual seat-adjustment lever we see?

  Richard Read August 21, 2009
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  Jude Law May Need To Upgrade His Audi Sedan

  We suggest the Ford Transit Connect

  Richard Read August 20, 2009
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  Anne Hathaway Straddles Scooter, Bitterly

  We want to see a catfight with Emma Roberts!

  Richard Read August 19, 2009
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  Twice Is A Trend: Kristen Stewart Rides Shotgun In Mom's Truck

  We think we might even like her, but we'll wait on that Joan Jett biopic before making a final judgment

  Richard Read August 18, 2009
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  The Hills Are Alive: Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, & A Porsche Cayenne

  World domination plotted by annoying blonds. Why is it always the blonds?

  Richard Read August 17, 2009
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  Katie Price Drives A Custom Pink Horse Trailer, Of Course Richard Read August 14, 2009

  Dear Katie Price:

  We think we speak for all Americans when we ask, "Now, why are you important, again?"

  Sure, we understand that you're pretty. We understand that under the name "Jordan", you made...

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  Shia LaBeouf Rides Shotgun In A Ford Ranger. Does GM Know?

  We think he may have developed a me-shia complex

  Richard Read August 13, 2009
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  Cyndi Lauper Is NOT Amped About The Chevy Volt

  She makes a better songstress than booth babe

  Richard Read August 12, 2009
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  Today In Obviousness: Simon Cowell's Bugatti Veyron

  So very, very obvious.

  Richard Read August 11, 2009
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  Jason Segel Goes Topless With A Chrysler 300

  We have a friend-tervention.

  Richard Read August 10, 2009
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  Yaris Jumps Into Frame To Get Lindsay Lohan's Attention

  Not her car, but, oh, how it years to be

  Richard Read August 7, 2009
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  Halle Berry Keeps It Real In A Lexus RX 350 Richard Read August 6, 2009

  How do we love Halle Berry? Let us count the ways:

  1. We love her because she's thoughtful. See? She's taking flowers to a friend at the hospital. We don't know why her friend's in the hospital....

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  Emma Roberts And A Classic Volkswagen Beetle

  The Robert's family's grip on Hollywood grows a little stronger

  Richard Read August 5, 2009
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  George Clooney Takes The New Girl For A Ride On His Hog

  Elisabetta Canalis is the Cloonster's girl di giorno

  Richard Read August 4, 2009
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  Britney Spears Ditches P-Wagon For G-Wagen

  Only the G-Wagen can contain her.

  Richard Read August 3, 2009
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  Katie Holmes Could Outrun Cult Leaders In Her BMW 750Li

  We suggest she does. NOW.

  Richard Read July 31, 2009
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  Ciara Loses Lambo for Jeep Wrangler

  And really: who could blame her?

  Richard Read July 30, 2009
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  Lindsay Lohan Emerges From Snowy White Mercedes-Benz CL Richard Read July 29, 2009

  The Lindsay Lohan we used to know was the kind of girl who'd get hammered to hell and back, then carjack an SUV and chase former employees down the PCH. Sadly, that girl is gone, and in her place we...

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  9021-OMG Get Off The Hood Of My Mercedes SL

  Annalynne McCord nearly pulls a Britney, but not by accident

  Richard Read July 28, 2009
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  Brangelina Go REALLY Suburban

  Calming the kids, or crafty product placement for the McCafe?

  Richard Read July 28, 2009