Celebrities

We haven't always been fans of Jay Leno. On The Tonight Show, he seemed like a nice enough guy, but not a real standout. In fact, he struck many of us as run-of-the-mill and ordinary. Then came Jay Leno's Garage, and we learned that in fact, Jay's "ordinary" vibe is EXACTLY what we like about him...

Lately, Young Hollywood has been bumming us out -- at least as far as their cars are concerned. Range Rovers, G-Wagens, Mercedes-Benz SLs: their choice in rides is about as unadventurous as the acting choices they make on set. Which would explain why we're having such a hard time telling all those...

Remember Stephanie Pratt?* She's the younger sister of Spencer Pratt who was arrested in LA after partying slightly too hard a couple of weeks ago? Blonde celebutante famous for nothing other than showing up occasionally on The Hills? Ring a bell? Anyway, Stephanie posted bail, headed home, and...

Honestly, we don't know what to think about Guy Fieri. Pro: He's one of The Food Network's least boring hosts. Con: With presenters like Giada DeLauretis and Marc Summers, "least boring" doesn't mean much. Pro: We like his show Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives because we've spent way more time in those...

No, ladies and gents, your eyes don't deceive you: the four gun-toting hombres at left are the new (but likely not improved) A-Team. For those too young to remember the original or too highfalutin' to watch it, The A-Team was a popular TV series in the mid-1980s. Like many TV series then and now...

Vainglorious basterd and future New Orleans mayor falls off two wheels while avoiding paparazzi.

Clearly we have underestimated Anna Faris. We'd written her off as another adorable blonde, on par with Malin Akerman or Hilarie Burton -- which is to say cute, funny, approachably sexy, and doomed to a career full of infomercials. But oh, Ms. Faris has proven us wrong: there is clearly more to...

Full disclosure: we're not big fans of AnnaLynne McCord. In our not-so-humble opinions, she's a little too hungry for both food and attention. Also: the new 90210 is total crap. Not like the 90s version was Merchant Ivory material, but c'mon: would you remake Mork & Mindy? Exactly. That said...

When last we saw Brit-Brit, she was heading home from the pet store with a new bird in tow, waiting patiently by the driver's side door of a Mercedes-Benz G-Wagen. But for some reason, y'all, we never imagined she actually DROVE the thing. That's some scary stuff right there, I tell you what. P.S...

Back off, Mayer: we said ALLEGED.

We are SO SORRY that we pay so much attention to these people, but Sophia Loren hasn't done anything stupid in a car in a really long time. She knows better, obvs.

A $59K GMC Yukon is mayor's new official car, raising the few eyebrows remaining in the city of Detroit.

By which we mean: the theory about the Prius and downmarket celebs

Let's do a quick recap of Rachel Bilson's career: she had a guest spot on That 70s Show, a guest spot on Buffy, a guest spot on 8 Simple Rules, and way too many recurring appearances on The OC (at least that's what we hear, because none of us ever watched that crap). Her film work includes New...

It seems like just yesterday that we spotted Kim Kardashian at the pumps, gassing up her Range Rover in a pair of leggings and spike-heel boots. (Actually, it was last Wednesday. In case you were wondering.) But Kim is a versatile girl -- and a flexible one, too, if videos are to be believed -- so...

Why hello there, Emmy Rossum! You sure are well-dressed in this photo -- especially to be dating somebody from Counting Crows. Though now that we think about it, Courtney Cox (aka Courtney Cox Arquette) didn't grunge up very much during her journey down that black hole of crap rock, either, and she...

It's hard to know what to make of Kim Kardashian. Sometimes seems pretty self aware -- as if she knows that she's in the 14th minute of her pop-culture notoriety. There is also a remote possibility that Kim understands the sources of her fleeting fame: good bone structure, incredible hair, a...

Good afternoon, class. Time for a pop quiz! How many things can you spot that are wrong in this picture? 1. Nicole Richie, being stalked by the paparazzi. (Still?) 2. Nicole Richie in the company of her brother-in-law, Benji Madden, instead of her husband -- and Benji's identical twin -- Joel...

Okay, Tom Cruise, you have intrigued us yet again. We see you here on the set of your new film Wichita, dangling from the roof rack of a Chrysler Town & Country. That raises some questions: 1. Does this count as doing your own stunts? Or do you call them tricks? We don't know all the fancy...

Our reaction to this sad/hilarious photo, with apologies to Paul Laurence Dunbar, Maya Angelou, and Emily Dickinson: I wonder why the caged bird sings for pop tart Britney Spears, E'en though his life may soon by fraught with scandals and with jeers.... Is it because he knows he'll never want for...