Good afternoon, class. Time for a pop quiz! How many things can you spot that are wrong in this picture?

1. Nicole Richie, being stalked by the paparazzi. (Still?)

2. Nicole Richie in the company of her brother-in-law, Benji Madden, instead of her husband -- and Benji's identical twin -- Joel. (¡Que scandaloso!)

3.  Nicole Richie, driving a Range Rover. (Well, that's not exactly wrong, but it's not really what we pictured her driving, either.)

4. Benji's fedora. (Enough already. Freakin' hipsters...)

5. The giant videocam that paps in the middle is using. (Lefty, on the other hand, has joined the 21st century.)

6. Bonus item #1: the asshat paparazzo who rear-ended Nicole while pursuing her. (Not pictured)

7. Bonus item #2: the tow truck that carted off said asshat's Jeep when it became clear that the shutterbug had no driver's license (also not pictured)

All right, now hand those to me and open your textbooks to chapter 11, entitled "Gwyneth Paltrow: Girl, No One Cares Anymore".

[SocialiteLife]