For the first time, today at CelebsAndCars: write your very own snarky photo caption!

We're giving you all the ingredients you need for a celebrity-plus-cars blog post--including this punchline-ready photo of Pamela Anderson and four pre-selected SnarkTopics™! ALL FREE!

SnarkTopics™ 1:  Grilles! Which one's aged more gracefully?

SnarkTopics™ 2: That plastic-fantastic pink dress! Will it get caught in the air intake? Will Pam be heating something up for the first time in a very long time?

SnarkTopics™ 3: Those wrinkles alongside her nose are called nasolabial folds! (It's true!)

SnarkTopics™ 4: "Pam" is what you spray on things so they don't cling! (FREE irony here!)

WRITE NOW!