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Dear Teri Hatcher: We need answers -- in general, and to the following questions triggered by a peek at the photo linked below: 1) Who's your stylist? 2) Do you know that s/he didn't bother styling you today? 3) No, seriously: your hair looks like a wig that's been pulled from a Walmart bargain bin the day after Halloween, and your makeup looks like Wonder Woman's jet. Which is an invisibility reference you should get, since you played Lois Lane that one time and probably have to attend many comic book conventions where Wonder Woman is a frequent topic of conversation. But just in case: we...
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Hayden Panettiere Is A Big Girl Now!Who's a big girl? Who's a big girl? That's right! You are, Hayden Panettiere! You are! Would you like to drive mommy's car? Huh? You would?! Okay then, big girl! Hop up into the driver's seat! Mommy put down a stack of Yellow Pages so you can reach the wheel! What's that? Oh, that's how we used to...
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Betty White Gets Weepy Over A Cadillac Named 'Parakeet'Okay, seriously: who doesn't love Betty White? She's like the greasemonkey nuns in Sound of Music and that badass granny DJ in Paris, wrapped in an afghan and spritzed with Jean Naté. Sure, she looks nice and sweet and innocent, but then she drops an f-bomb and starts to pop and lock. She's like...
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Cameron Diaz Is Obviously A Class ActFive reasons to love Cameron Diaz, as evinced in the photo linked below: 1) She's not Charlize Theron. 2) She's not Kate Hudson. 3) She's not Blake Lively. 4) She's not Kristen Bell. 5) She's not Sarah Jessica Parker. (Not even close.) 6) She did softcore porn [SFW], then tried to say "Nuh-uh!"...
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Zac Efron Gets A Moving Violation (About Three HIGH SCHOOL MUSICALs Too Late)Twelve things we know for sure: 1) Zac Efron's million-dollar, teen-idol tuches has found a new resting place in an Audi A6, as we see in the photo linked below. 2) Given Zac's previous appearance in an Audi A5, we're not sure this is an upgrade. 3) In fact, it seems a little weird. 4) Zac seems to...
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Mischa Barton Ought To Watch Her BackDear Mischa Barton: Your ass has gone rogue. Again. xoxo CelebsandCars [TheSuperficial]
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An imagined conversation between Beyoncé Giselle Knowles and Shawn Corey Carter, inspired by the photo linked below: Beyonce: What the hell is this? Jay-Z: You like it? I thought we'd take it out for a night on the town. I'm in an empire state of mind, baby. Heh. Beyonce: (Pauses, cocks eyebrow) I said, "What the hell is this", clown? Jay-Z: It's my new Jeep Wrangler Unlimited -- just like my love, honey: unlimited. Beyonce: Mm-hmph. Jay-Z: What's the matter, B? I thought you'd dig it. Beyonce: Well, for starters, getting up in this joint is like maneuvering up a climbing wall at the...
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Kim Kardashian In A Drop Top, Sans BushWe're just going to come right out and say it: Kim Kardashian doesn't make sense. We've seen her on TV, rolling her hair and, occasionally, boxing. We've seen her roll through town in rides that cost more than the average two-bedroom condo in mid-level retirement villages. And we've rolled our eyes...
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Scandal: Adam Carolla Won't Roll In A Corolla During The Toyota Grand PrixScandal rocked CelebsAndCars today -- and by "scandal", we mean a total non-scandal that we completely turned into a fake scandal while we were goofing off in the break room, hopped up on double lattes and day-old cinnamon scones. This is how we amuse ourselves on slow news days. So, what's the...
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Adam Carolla Picked To Top Celebs At Long Beach GPJimmy Vasser is picked to win the pro side, while Patrick Dempsey and others will be on hand to race.
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Britney Breaks Up With Mercedes, Keeps Creepy Agent/BoyfriendEvery time we see Britney Spears, our interior monologue starts singing nursery rhymes. Example: Little Brit-Brit in that car, How we wonder what you are! Do you come from Crazytown? Or are you playing us for clowns? Either way, you're making bank, You bleached-out, tuneless, redneck skank. Maybe...
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We Think It's Time For A Larry King/Snoop Dogg SitcomOkay, whatever you're doing (and we have some ideas), please stop it. You need to devote your full attention to this clip featuring interviewer extraordinaire Larry King, cruising behind the wheel of a pimped-out 1967 Pontiac Parisienne convertible, owned by none other than the D-O-double-G...
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On the one hand, every auto show needs its share of publicity. On the other hand, are Regis and Kelly the kind of publicity every auto show needs? That's a moot question now, since Live! With Regis and Kelly has already scheduled a week full of appearances from hot rides debuting at the 2010 New York Auto Show. According to the ABC website, the line-up runs like this: Monday: "sedans and coupes" Tuesday: "beautiful fantasy sports cars" Wednesday: "the best eco-friendly cars" Thursday: "small cars with big attitudes" Friday: nothing, because it's apparently Good Friday Since we have, you know...
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Celeb Of The Week: Eliza Dushku, Who Goes Off-Roading In Her Prius, MaybeWe're not ashamed to admit it: Eliza Dushku is a stranger to us. Not just in the sense that we've never met her -- though we might've and didn't know it -- but also in the sense that we don't know much about her body of work. Call us crazy or lazy or all of the above, but Joss Whedon sagas like the...
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Is Ashley Tisdale Really Short, Or Is She Just Embarrassed By The BF's BMW?Ashley Tisdale may be totally fine flaunting her celebutante Mercedes-Benz G-Wagen, leaving it out on the street for hours at a time, but put her in a BMW, and missy loses the fancypants right quick. See the pic at the link below? That's her in a BMW 3-Series, being driven around by current beau...
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Everybody Hates Chris (But They Love His Audi R8)When we think "Chris Rock", we don't immediately think, "Audi R8". Not that we dispute the fact that it's him behind the wheel of Audi's hottest ride, cruising the streets of Santa Monica and perhaps trying to dream up a new sitcom to take the place of the brutally murdered Everybody Hates Chris...
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Vanilla Ice, The Ford Mustang 5.0, And -- YES -- Tammy FayeTo commemorate the relaunch of the Ford Mustang 5.0, we rang up Robert Matthew Van Winkle, better known by his nom de mike, Vanilla Ice. We posted most of the highlights from that interview over at TheCarConnection, but there's one bit we left out -- something that has nothing at all to do with the...
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Ashley Tisdale's 15 Minutes Are UpDoes everybody have trouble telling Ashley Tisdale and Aubrey O'Day apart, or is it just us? They both young, they're both blond (vaguely), and they both sing (vaguely). Each has worked as a member of a teen-centric ensemble, but neither has gained fame on the solo front. Also, they both live in...
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It would be really easy to make fun of Leonardo DiCaprio. Heck, if nothing else, the guy was in Titanic, which, according to our extensive research, is the sole reason for the continued popularity of Riverdance. In most countries, that would be worth a death sentence or two, or at least a good tar-and-feathering. But as often as we write off celebs for their superficial interest in green cars or muscle cars or saving the chinchillas or whatever this week's cool cause may be, we can't dismiss Leo so easily. He's been a vocal supporter of eco-friendly technology and sustainability practices for...
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Video: Rose McGowan Gives You Three More Reasons Not To Buy A Porsche CayenneThere are plenty of reasons not to buy a Porsche Cayenne. For one, it boasts mediocre performance credentials and styling that could put coke fiends to sleep. For reasons two and three, we remind you of Spencer and Heidi. Rose McGowan presents reasons four, five, and six in this video clip, wherein...
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Miley And Mom Are Crushing On Miley's Boyfriend. Also, Miley Has New M-Class.Miley Cyrus fell head-over-heels for Liam Hemsworth. Unfortunately, so did her mom. Proving once again that you can take the girl out of the South, but you can never take the South out of the girl, Miley said, "I don’t know who had a bigger crush on him at the beginning, my mom or me"...
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Jodie Foster Dodges The Paps In A Toyota Prius. Now, In Limerick Form!Though Jodie was beloved and adored, The flash of cameras she truly abhorred. When e'er she met a fan She just turned-tail and ran: Her ass was the paparazzi's reward. * * * * * To Jodie, her Prius was tops. Behind the wheel, she'd pop out to shop. She'd run up to Trader Joe, Then out to Tahoe...
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Nicholas Cage Loses Sleep (And Cash) Over 2002 Rolls Royce CornicheWe do not, as a rule, revel in the misfortunes of others. We don't enjoy kicking folks when they're down, or pointing and laughing as cruel Mistress Fortuna sets up phony traffic cones to direct them off the yellow brick road and down some back alley in Queens. It's just not our style. Correction...
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Video: Five People More Famous Than You Who Have Driven A Ford MustangCountless celebrities have driven Ford Mustangs. You probably aren't one of them, and frankly, we aren't either. But no matter: the great thing about the Mustang is that it's a Car of the People. Over its four and a half decade run, the Mustang has remained sleek and stylish (apart from a brief...
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