The 2010 Toyota Prius
Though Jodie was beloved and adored,
The flash of cameras she truly abhorred.
When e'er she met a fan
She just turned-tail and ran:
Her ass was the paparazzi's reward.
* * * * *
To Jodie, her Prius was tops.
Behind the wheel, she'd pop out to shop.
She'd run up to Trader Joe,
Then out to Tahoe,
Where with luck, she'd be able to stop.
* * * * *
One day, she was caught unaware --
Trapped in a cameraman's snare!
She went weak in the knees
As she fumbled for keys
Forgetting the Prius doesn't require such affairs.
[See Jodie at SocialiteLife]
