Five reasons to love Cameron Diaz, as evinced in the photo linked below:
1) She's not Charlize Theron.
2) She's not Kate Hudson.
3) She's not Blake Lively.
4) She's not Kristen Bell.
5) She's not Sarah Jessica Parker. (Not even close.)
6) She did softcore porn [SFW], then tried to say "Nuh-uh!", then sued everyone who said "Yeah-huh!", then was like, "Whatever, I do what I want!"
7) Girlfriend got the hook-up with a SERIOUSLY pink Mercedes-Benz SLK. Unless it's red. But we think it's pink. And thinking pink is awesome.