It’s a classic Internet comparison: Nissan GT-R versus Porsche 911 Turbo. Which is fastest? Which is best? Which is the one you should kick your friends in the (virtual) nuts over? This video answers that, after a fashion.

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Staging the 10 cars from Motor Trend’s Best Driver’s Car together for a super-wide 1/4-mile drag race, the self-titled World’s Greatest Drag Race includes such other beasties as the Camaro Z/28, Jaguar F-Type R Coupe, BMW M4 and i8, Alfa Romeo 4C, Subaru WRX STI, Volkswagen GTI, and Ford Fiesta ST.

Predictably, however, the all-wheel-drive and turbocharged duo of 911 and GT-R run away with the show, the Porsche clocking a 10.9 second time at 126 mph and the GT-R coming in at 11.1 seconds and 125.3 mph.

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So now you have your answer. Wave the 911 flag, berate the GT-R fans. Win the Internet.