Fast camp: Take me to Porsches on ice Page 2

Skills and thrills

Shod with the widest studded tires that Nokian makes, each 911 makes Italian ice out of the frozen Mecaglisse landscape.

Camp4 Canada uses rear-drive Carrera S models for its drifting figure-eight course, an intimate exploration of the connection among brain, eyes, hands, and right foot.

Consider the following. I can touch my elbow with my eyes closed, and I could be able to control a rear-engined drift with enough opposite lock, throttle, and eyes pointed directly through the turn. So how can I do the former in my sleep but couldn't do the latter consistently under threat of death?

"When I was in college, I found the cheapest place I could live and did stuff like this every weekend," says Porsche spokesman and sneaky-great driver Frank Weismann.

Repetition. And when you're done with that repetition, more repetition, he means.

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Spin after spin and loop after loop, a sense memory develops through the drift and the rear-drive Porsche 911's wheel becomes more responsive and its gas pedal becomes ever reactive. The car never changed, but the feeling on each lap becomes ever-more refined.

"It's not in your head," a junior instructor says. "It's in your touch." 

There are two tricks to planing down a remarkably steep learning curve in a 911. The first is to use second gear to tame the 3.0-liter turbo-6's 368 pound-foot wall of immediate torque that sends the rear wheels into a flurry. The other is a contradiction, but well-received for newbies in a safe space: turn off traction control. Not because I'm better or smarter than the computers, but rather that it actuates senses that will come in handy later on.

Car control is knowing when to lose it, after all.

Porsche Camp4 Canada 2017

Porsche Camp4 Canada 2017

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Mid-engine masterpiece

Each car has physical limitations that it can't overcome. Whether it's engine placement, drivetrain layout, or rubber meeting the road, some things can't be solved—only somewhat mitigated.

An icy slalom course with a 2017 Porsche 718 Cayman is a good example.

The 911's signature layout has been dissected, inspected, and respected by thousands of drivers including yours truly, but it hasn't entirely overcome the laws of physics. Placing a potent 2.5-liter turbo-4 midships in a squat sports car goes a long way toward rectifying the 911's inherent physical limitations. However, that more balanced layout doesn't help modestly talented drivers much after hours spent behind the wheel of the famously wriggling 911.

Put the 718 Cayman through a frozen slalom course and see what I mean.

Even though the 718 is considered to be a lesser model among Porsches (it's not), its rivals are few. With the engine's weight behind the driver, but not beyond the rear axle, the Cayman responds best with an eager attitude to send its tail right up its nose.

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"Wait for the back end to come around then nail it," Banks barks over the radio.

A matted accelerator and polished ice underneath tires may sound like a strange combination, but it works. The 718's chassis is so rigid that it's hard to tell when the car settles into a neutral stance on ice, but it hardly matters. Once it's pointed in the right direction, it's almost always ready the driver's commands, so don't plan on waiting long.

The combination of throttle, fast hands, shifting weight, and Canadian sun buffing the tortured ice overloads my brain. Correcting oversteer often leads to understeer, which is compounded by snap oversteer when I'm out of ideas and off the throttle too soon. A dab of brakes to rotate the car can help when entry speed picks up.

"Do I need faster hands when entry speed picks up?" I ask.

"That. And more talent helps, too," he replies.

Apparently, I'm fresh out.

Porsche provided travel and lodging to Internet Brands Automotive to bring you this firsthand report.

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