Sadly, in this case, you're NOT getting a car -- not Oprah's car, anyway -- unless you happen to be the mystery bidder who agreed to pay $67,900 on eBay for the Big O's 1996 Bentley Azure.
On the off-chance that you are that bidder, however, you have our congratulations. The Azure is fully loaded (like its former owner), and it was listed in "very good" condition, although it looks better than that from the photos online. Added bonus: it's only got 49,000 miles on the odometer. Put all that together, throw in Oprah's super-celeb status, and you've got a vehicle that should, in theory, be worth a good bit more than $68k.
Unfortunately, Oprah won't be the one handing off the keys, since she hasn't owned the convertible since 2002. (Rumor has it that Oprah shuffled down to the dealership in Miami Beach -- with Gayle in tow, natch -- and bought it as a 42nd birthday present to herself.) But the new owner can take pleasure in knowing that she's got a beautiful car, a solid investment, and a slice of America's most beloved talk show host sitting in her garage.[InsideLine via Vik]