Remember when Jesse James was awesome? When he and Sandra Bullock were like the couple everyone wanted at their holiday key party? Oh, how times change.

Now, Jesse James is a philandering skank-magnet and alleged white supremacist, who's taken the really brave, really courageous step of blaming his parents for all his problems. Yes, Jesse James claims he was the victim of child abuse. Which makes every last one of his screw-ups totally A-OK.

For now, however, JJ remains a persona non grata, and he's obviously trying to maintain a low profile. Unfortunately, no one bothered to tell him that you can't really go low-pro in a Ford F-150 SVT Raptor, as seen at the link below. It's a rare breed, and just like a girl covered from head to toe in tatts, it's guaranteed to make people stop and stare. Which is pretty much what JJ doesn't want people to do right now.

Also, can we talk about the douchecap? Combined with the Raptor, it's like a big beacon that says, "I'm a C-Lister, and I have a problem". Then again, truth in advertising, right?