All cards on the table: Benicio del Toro kinda creeps us out.

It's not entirely his fault. Hell, the guy's been given some creepy roles over the years. Christopher Walken and Harvey Keitel unnerve us for the same reason. James Woods? Looking at you, too.

On the other hand, del Toro probably wouldn't have been handed those roles if he had a more...conventional appearance. Because -- can we be honest here? -- the guy's an acquired taste. We're not going to get all rude about it since we're sure some of you find him hot, but like the Western World's fascination with Jimmy Smits, we just don't see it.

For those like us, who think that BdT is kind of like Keith-Richards-in-training, we have some good news: dude drives a Ford Bronco, as you can see at the link below. Not one of those dinky Bronco IIs, but a badass, full-on Bronco -- the kind your skeezy uncle used to own, bragging about the number of conquests he had on the dog bed in the back. Which, now that we think about it, might make del Toro skeezy by association.... Tell you what: forget that bit about your uncle, if you can. (This is what therapy is for, folks.)