Need to mow down your enemies without losing speed? Perhaps blast them from a distance with your machine gun so you can take their gasoline? Just need a safe way to get from the Dome to your third-grade class? Here’s your answer: Mad Max Power Wheels.

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For the coolest kids in the post-apocalypse, the Mad Max Power Wheels offer some truly compelling features, including:

-real skull shifter
-functioning gun turret
-bladed pedestrian shovel
-face-scorching exhaust pipes
-dash-mounted pistol

With features like these, the Power Wheels Desert Drifters will be on every kid’s wishlist this holiday season. But only the lucky will survive.

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