You'd think there's be more shenanigans afoot in the celeb world, what with Halloween weekend approaching. But no, our feed reader is quiet, and our appeal to Brit-Brit and Lilo clearly fell on deaf ears. Or unconscious ears. Take your pick.

But all isn't lost. Surely you don't think we'd leave you without a timewaster on Friday? Of course we wouldn't.

And so, behold: "The Commuter", a new short film featuring Dev Patel, Ed Westwick, Charles Dance, Pamela Anderson, and one very, very beautiful Lotus Evora.

Even better/crazier: the entire thing was shot on a mobile phone. Not kidding: the Nokia N8. There's clearly a little postproduction going on in the saturation department, but otherwise: damn.