This video bears little explanation--just watch it, and you'll thank yourself. This is, bar none, the best a capella rendition of Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody," in full, we've ever heard...from a drunken Canadian in the back seat of an RCMP squad car.
The fact that the cops transporting him didn't bother to even tell him to shut up (until the end, anyway) indicates they may have enjoyed it.
As for his pre-performance claims of non-drunkenness, we think reciting the whole song, complete with instrumental interludes, should serve as a very good replacement to your typical roadside sobriety tests. He passes with flying colors.