Cameron Diaz and Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz both appeared on last night's episode of Top Gear in the U.K. According to reports, the duo were in Britain on a junket for Knight and Day, and while there, they each made laps in the show's Reasonably Priced Car -- these days, a Kia cee'd.
bittorrented legally downloaded the episode from iTunes yet, but we have it on good authority that Cameron curses a lot during her lap, and Tom talks about gearboxes. But who comes out on top? Who?! Wouldn't you like to know?
No, seriously: wouldn't you? Here, watch the video:
We have a sneaking suspicion that Kirstie Alley influenced those results. You know what we mean. If we're found in a ditch tomorrow, bound with nylons and gagged with a frozen cheesecake, you know where to start looking.