Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz both appeared on last night's episode of Top Gear in the U.K. According to reports, the duo were in Britain on a junket for Knight and Day, and while there, they each made laps in the show's Reasonably Priced Car -- these days, a Kia cee'd.

We haven't bittorrented legally downloaded the episode from iTunes yet, but we have it on good authority that Cameron curses a lot during her lap, and Tom talks about gearboxes. But who comes out on top? Who?! Wouldn't you like to know?

No, seriously: wouldn't you? Here, watch the video:

We have a sneaking suspicion that Kirstie Alley influenced those results. You know what we mean. If we're found in a ditch tomorrow, bound with nylons and gagged with a frozen cheesecake, you know where to start looking.

[TheSun via Vik]