And here we have diminutive dreamboat Elijah Wood, out for a night on the town in the passenger seat of a MINI. He's acting like it's not his, like it belongs to his friend/personal assistant/other, but c'mon dude: we know. We know, okay?

Elijah, if you're reading this -- and statistically, there's very little chance that you are, but if you are -- there's no reason to tool around in a tiny car just to make people think you're seven feet tall. All you have to say is, "Look, man: I was in The Ice Storm". That's enough to shut anyone's trap.