Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba

Poor Jessica Alba. The girl can't seem to catch a break.

Sure, she's been genetically gifted. Sure, she's got a handsome husband and a cute kid. But Good Luck Chuck? The Love Guru? Ouch.

Now she's been pulled over by one of Los Angeles' finest. Our powers of telepathy are on the fritz today (damn this rain), so we can't tell exactly what's going through his head. But from her waning smile, we're guessing that he's not taken in by her megawatt charm offensive.

If we were in his shoes, we'd be happy to give her a pass. The girl was in Flipper, fer chrissakes. And that Yukon Hybrid is totally foxy. C'mon, Officer Friendly, have a heart!