Victoria Beckham, aka Posh Spice

Victoria Beckham, aka Posh Spice

Here are some surprising things:

♦ Ken Paves and Victoria Beckham are not the same person. See 'em at the link below? There they are, sitting in traffic, side by side. It's apparently just a coincidence of plastic surgery that they have the same face.

♦ They both exist in daylight.

♦ Vicky drives herself around, which seems not entirely posh.

Here are some not surprising things:

♦ Posh owns a Range Rover. That could be a little patriotic, but it's mostly just Hollywood de rigeur.

♦ Said Range Rover is black. (Though in VB's defense, it does go with everything.)

♦ Ken Paves is playing sherpa/wingman for another celebrity lady. This is what hairstylists do. And if they do it well, mommy buys them a watch or two at Tiffany.