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OMG, Eva Longoria, is that you being pulled over by one of LA's finest? (And if so, is he really one of LA's finest? Because the view from the back is, shall we say, not encouraging.) How the bejeebus did you get a ticket? We can't imagine that anyone would pull you over for mere speeding violation. Did you run over a small child? Are you a getaway driver? Did kids plaster "Help us! We're being kidnapped!" signs in your back window? We only ask because we used to do the same thing on school field trips, and it tended to attract the attention of the authorities. Good times. But hey, no matter...
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Janice Dickinson Is A Cougar On The Range (Rover)
Wow. Janice Dickinson. You look great. With that trim waistline, those sculpted arms, that unnatural, Sean Hannity-white smile, and those chestnut locks, you look like a slightly elder statesman for the Kardashian tribe. Also like the Kardashians: that Range Rover. It just screams "young" and...
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Zachary Quinto Heroically Changes Tire On Toyota Prius
Sheesh, he's so literal. And awesome.
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Fashion Week: Karl Lagerfeld Descends To Earth In A Hummer
Seriously, is there anything that man can't do?
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Sophie Monk Learns That Ford Rangers And Feng Shui Don't Mix
Seriously, we've had Ford Rangers. WORST. CARS. (OR TRUCKS.) EVER.
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Toni Collette Is Grooving On The Bumper Of A VW Beetle, Man
Is she crazy, or is she just taking advantage of the fact that she's Toni Collette?
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Let the puns begin!