Karolina Kurkova and the Mercedes-Benz CLS
It's hard to believe that another year has come and gone. It seems like just yesterday we were writing about Lindsay Lohan's trip to rehab, and now, we're writing about...well, Lindsay Lohan's return to rehab. There's something comforting about that consistency, don't you think?
And so, in the retrospective spirit that invariably comes at the end of the year, here's a totally official and scientific list of your favorite posts from 2010. Just to make it interesting, we've put them in reverse order. Is the suspense killing you yet?
#10 Video: Victoria's Secret Angel Karolina Kurkova Vamps With The Mercedes-Benz CLS
Wow. Who'd have thought that a piece about a Victoria's Secret supermodel posing with an insanely hot luxury car would've been so popular? Fish, meet barrel.
#9 Kim Kardashian Returns To The Gas Station In A Bentley GTC
Hmmm. A superhot model/actress/reality show "star"/privileged kid snapped alongside a superhot luxury car. We think we smell a theme. Or maybe that's KK's fake bake sweating off.
#8 Tony Stewart Flaunts College-Level Reading Skills In New Richard Petty/Trace Adkins Video
Well, you certainly turned the tables on us there. Tony Stewart isn't a supermodel at all. And here we were, thinking we had you pegged.
#7 Today, In Things Rappers Like: 50 Cent Stashes $2 Million In A Lamborghin
We've told you about a thousand times that we are not financial advisors -- but if we were, we probably wouldn't suggest following Fiddy's strategy unless you're also (a) a rapper with (b) a supercar. Stashing a hundred bucks in the glove box of your Camry won't yield the same results.
#6 Beyonce, George Clooney, Joey Lawrence: Our Celebs-Gone-Wild Week In Review
Since this was a wrap-up post, it's hard to tell what, exactly, y'all gravitated to, but we're guessing it's the bit about Joey Lawrence. Blossom groupies are everywhere.
#5 Black Beauty Now On Display In Los Angeles (Bring Bionculars)
Either a lot of you live in SoCal and stand a chance of seeing this display in person, or you're all really curious to see how the newly slim Seth Rogen looks in superhero tights.
#4 Video: New Trailer For FASTER Is Heavy On Knife Fights, Light On Car Chases
Funny how this made the top ten list, but none of our Fast & Furious or Transformers posts did. Then again, when it comes to schlock, nobody does it like Dwayne Johnson.
#3 Celebs And Cars: This Week's High (And Very, Very Low) Points
Another week-in-review post, so it's hard to say what resonated most, but we like to think it's the Paul Weller clip at the end and not the thing about Mel Gibson's nicotine habit.
#2 LA Lakers' Andrew Bynum Clocked Doing 110mph In His 2010 Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano
Okay, clearly a lot of you do live in LA, because we can't imagine any other reason that a piece about a Ferrari hitting 110mph would draw that much attention.
#1 Video: OMG Fabio Is Alive And He's Hawking Electric Cars
So this is the story you enjoyed the most -- and we couldn't agree more. After all, Fabio is his own punchline, and that new, weird hair color is like hilarious icing on the cake. Let's hope he scores many more gigs in 2011 (like the one he landed for the current Toyotathon, which the geniuses at Toyota haven't yet posted to YouTube). Fingers crossed!