Like us, you really don’t need an excuse to watch a heart-pounding video of the new 2015 BMW M4. But here’s your excuse anyway.

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Devoid of any annoying Wagnerian music, and inane voiceovers, of anything except brilliant, amped-up sound and fury, this BMW M4 video shows what it would be like to drift a course built atop an aircraft carrier.

What we want to know is: what would it take to make this happen? Anyone out there have a decommissioned carrier and a few million laying around for paving? If so, hit up our tips line. We’re ready when you are.

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