You know how it goes: you're at a party having a couple of brews, then you utter a few careless whispers, things get a little too funky, and -- boom -- next thing you know, you're slumped across the leather seat of a Range Rover, being roughed up by policemen. (Not in the good way.)
We've all been there. The only difference being that we are not George Michael.
Michael -- né Georgios Panayiotou -- was arrested last summer for driving while baked and for possessing the joints that got him that way. Now, he's been sentenced to eight weeks in jail, though he'll probably serve only half that behind bars. Which isn't as good a deal as Lindsay, but then, he probably won't be as much of a menace to the other prisoners.