The government may be lying to us, friends and neighbors. Oh, they're always lying about something, but today it's about the National Corvette Museum's sinkhole and what really caused it: Graboids.

You'll have to read the highly informative slideshow embedded below to get all of the facts the police and academics on the scene in Bowling Green, Kentucky are trying desperately to cover up, but the gist is this: That sinkhole isn't any ordinary sinkhole.

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It's not normal at all. In fact, it's downright scary. A giant, prehistoric beaked worm may be lurking in the depths, chewing up the earth around Bowling Green. If you're thinking real-life Tremors at this point, you're right on track.

Check out the devastating exposé below, and let us know what you think should be done about the giant worm (or worms!) that are destroying priceless historic Corvettes at will.

Hat tip to Chris E. for uncovering this!

The National Corvette Museum Sinkhole Coverup from Nick Brown

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