Tony Deloach wrecked his yellow 2010 Camaro in Columbus, Mississippi, recently, and he declared himself under the influence of cocaine before attempting to flee. Police caught the coked-up Camaro driver soon after.

Jalopnik has all the sordid details, and the story is a doozy.

All we'll say is the driving while on drugs is a very bad idea, and it's a good way to wreck your late-model Camaro.

Just ask Tony Deloach.