Borat Gets A Bentley: Kazakhstan Bentley Dealership Announced
Our editorial team received the following email from Kazakhstan TV personality and star of "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan," announcing Premier Metro Group's Kazakhstan dealership opening, and Mr. Sagdiyev graciously allowed us to publish it. You can get published too! Just follow this link. Full press release below.
Jagshemash! My name a Borat. I like you. I like Bentley, it's nice. These are my dealership of a Kazakhstan, opening mid-2010 in Suyunbai Street 100, Almaty. Premier Metro Group and a Michael Mayer are operating.
In Kazakhstan, three main issues: economic, social and cars. We say in Kazakhstan, a man who goes to power, must have a big...how you say? How you say...Bentley?
This my neighbor, Nursultan Tuleiakbay. He is pain in my backside. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a Bentley, he cannot afford. Great success!
I love a Bentley, do you love a Bentley? There are many opportunities in a Bentley dealership. For power, Continental Supersports, Continental GT Speed and a GTC Speed. For style, Bentley watches, jewelry, mobile phone.
My friend, Azamat Bagatov, a giant from Turkmenistan attack him and broke his Bentley. Now he can get fixed at Almaty Bentley dealer. Yes!
My 13-year-old son is traveling here by foot with his two wives and his three childrens. If he survives the journey, I have promised him that he can have Bentley too.
Please, you come see my dealership. If it not success, I will be execute.
(Press release below)