2013 Audi RS4 Avant

To highlight the handling prowess of its not-for-U.S.-sale RS4 Avant, Audi opted to stage and film a paintball war in an abandoned U.K. Ministry of Defense aircraft hangar. The cars were left in stock form (aside from the paintball guns and paint slick dispensers), but the tires were overinflated to promote rotation on the slick concrete floor. For those of us devoid of the RS4 Avant’s charms, it’s a station wagon packing the same 4.2-liter V-8 used in the RS5. It sends 450 horsepower and 317 pound-feet of torque to all four wheels, and it can make the trip from 0-62 mph in just...