We often wish we could speak Russian, but perhaps more than ever today. These two laughing Russians are clearly having a good time; we just wish we knew what they were saying.

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We do, however, know what they’re doing. They’re driving through town with what is quite possibly the world’s smallest VIP police escort. At about 1/8 scale, the minuscule escort nonetheless sports a light bar with flashing reds and blues, and, surprisingly, manages to avoid getting crushed by the other traffic on the road.

What is going on here? Why are these guys doing this? How can we get involved? So many questions, so few answers.