Ten things that could give Bob Lutz the Big One:
9. The return of clear soda.
8. Tragic watermelon incident at upcoming Gallagher festival.
7. Tragic golf club incident involving booth hostess and moving platform.
6. Richard Simmons' latest DVD, AC/DC Ab Workout. (That pilates stuff is hard.)
5. Migrating polar bears. (They have to go somewhere now that HUMMER melted all the icebergs.)
4. Another three-martini lunch.
3. Another two-Double Down dinner.
2. That next cigar.
1. Nicole "Coco" Austin's personal edition Cadillac CTS-V. (We're not sure which would get him first: that dress or the "COCO" badge on the back. Let's call it a tie.)