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  • Kevin Federline [via SocialiteLife]

    There's a lot to say about Kevin Federline -- sadly, none of it good. Between the guy's prison-quality tattoos, his white-trash habits, his apparent lack of mad skillz, and his train wreck of an ex-wife, K-Fed's an easy target. And thanks to a carb-friendly diet, he's getting even easier. We're sorry. That was a low blow. We're normally above such trifles.... As opposed to K-Fed, who's never met a trifle he didn't like. (Good night, Secaucus! We're here all week!) Okay, seriously people: your boy has gotten some FAT, right? Like, how the hell do you get that chunky as a backup dancer? Was...

  • Arnold Schwarzenegger [via SocialiteLife]
    Schwarzenegger's Porsche 911 Cabrio Spotlights Arnie's Angst

    Dear Arnold Schwarzenegger: You are a perfect example of why sane people shouldn't go into politics. Prior your election, you were beloved by thousands -- an idol for bodybuilders, philanderers, and weekend action heroes the world over.  Since becoming Herr Governator, however, the tide has...

  • Kate Beckinsdale's dog [via SocialiteLife]
    Five Good Reasons Kate Beckinsale Left Her Dog In The Car

    Over the weekend, we stumbled across this photo of a cute little mutt*, sporting a full harness and a leash and left in someone's back seat. According to reports, the dog belongs to one Kate Beckinsale: Kate Beckinsale spent hours inside the Byron Tracy Salon on November 19, 2009 in Los Angeles...

  • Ashley Greene [via SocialiteLife]
    Ashley Greene's Audi Q5 Keeps The Twi-Hards (And Us) Guessing

    Okay, Miss Ashley Green, this is an occasion of strangeness: three days after we saw Orlando Bloom out and about in his Audi Q7, here you are standing tankside, filling up an Audi Q5. You are also sipping a Diet Red Bull, which is largely irrelevant, except for the fact that (a) you're getting a...

  • Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag [via SocialiteLife]
    Speidi Tops Off The Tank With Extra Ham

    Like rodents in a bleached-out game of whack-a-mole, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt popped up on Regis and Kelly this morning. Mostly they were shilling their new book, How to Be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press, and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture. But of course, with a title...

  • Gwen Stefani
    Gwen Stefani Is Home On The Range (Rover Sport)

    Leftover Halloween celeb photos are to bloggers what leftover pizza is to stoners: delectable, satisfying, and just enough to make us giggle. But which way will we go on this tasty linked shot of songstress Gwen Stefani? • Will we make a crack about Stefani's vocal similarities to Jessie, the...

  • Matthew McConaughey

    Things we did not know about Matthew McConaughey until this very minute: 1. He occasionally wears shirts. 2. He works out (though given the fact that we see him shirtless so much, the weight-lifting thing shouldn't have been a surprise). 3. He drives a stereotypical but oh-so-bitchin' Camaro Z28, which leads us to wonder: was he was acting in Dazed and Confused, or just behaving? [SocialiteLife]

  • Justin Timberlake
    Justin Timberlake Brings Sexy Back...With An Audi A5?

    Sometimes, celebrity car photos are like drunks at a frat party: they say more than you might've expected, and you walk away a changed person -- sometimes for the better, and, well, sometimes not. Take, for example, this shot of Justin Timberlake, prepping for an exhilarating morning of golf as he...

  • Blythe Danner
    Blythe Danner Forced To Use Trike While Daughter Rakes It In

    It may be difficult, but please: look at this. Yes, that's Blythe Danner. AND SHE IS ON A TRICYCLE. Well, okay, the contraption has two small wheels in the back, so technically, it's a quadracycle. But whatever: the thing's effect on us is the same. That effect is nausea. We do not enjoy watching...

  • Britney Spears
    Achtung: Britney's Behind The Wheel Of Her G-Wagen, Y'all

    When last we saw Brit-Brit, she was heading home from the pet store with a new bird in tow, waiting patiently by the driver's side door of a Mercedes-Benz G-Wagen. But for some reason, y'all, we never imagined she actually DROVE the thing. That's some scary stuff right there, I tell you what. P.S...

  • John Mayer rolls in a Ferrari 599 GTB
    John Mayer: Alleged Boy-Kisser, Confirmed Serial Dater/Car Nut

    Back off, Mayer: we said ALLEGED.

  • Channing Tatum
    Channing Tatum Is Catching The Next Range Rover Out Of Town

    Are those boots for fishing. Because they also look like they'd be perfect for cement. Just an observation.

  • Russell Crowe

    By which we mean: the theory about the Prius and downmarket celebs

  • Rachel Bilson
    Rachel Bilson Is Going Nowhere Fast In Her Toyota Prius

    Let's do a quick recap of Rachel Bilson's career: she had a guest spot on That 70s Show, a guest spot on Buffy, a guest spot on 8 Simple Rules, and way too many recurring appearances on The OC (at least that's what we hear, because none of us ever watched that crap). Her film work includes New...

  • Kim Kardashian [via TheSuperficial]
    Kim Kardashian Returns To The Gas Station In A Bentley GTC

    It seems like just yesterday that we spotted Kim Kardashian at the pumps, gassing up her Range Rover in a pair of leggings and spike-heel boots. (Actually, it was last Wednesday. In case you were wondering.) But Kim is a versatile girl -- and a flexible one, too, if videos are to be believed -- so...

  • Tom Cruise on the set of WICHITA
    Tom Cruise Crushes Mercury Grand Marquis

    Yes, this is another photo from the set of Tom Cruise's new movie, Wichita. Ordinarily, we wouldn't post such things so close together, but this shot is  remarkable for a couple of reasons: 1. That's Tom Cruise in the air, not some stuntdude. Which leads us to believe that the "sex diet" Katie...

  • Kim Kardashian
    Kim Kardashian Gasses Up The Range Rover

    It's hard to know what to make of Kim Kardashian. Sometimes seems pretty self aware -- as if she knows that she's in the 14th minute of her pop-culture notoriety. There is also a remote possibility that Kim understands the sources of her fleeting fame: good bone structure, incredible hair, a...

  • Tom Cruise
    Tom Cruises The Globe In (Or On) A Chrysler Town & Country

    Okay, Tom Cruise, you have intrigued us yet again. We see you here on the set of your new film Wichita, dangling from the roof rack of a Chrysler Town & Country. That raises some questions: 1. Does this count as doing your own stunts? Or do you call them tricks? We don't know all the fancy...

  • Britney Spears

    Our reaction to this sad/hilarious photo, with apologies to Paul Laurence Dunbar, Maya Angelou, and Emily Dickinson: I wonder why the caged bird sings for pop tart Britney Spears, E'en though his life may soon by fraught with scandals and with jeers.... Is it because he knows he'll never want for seeds or bugs, Or is he merely whistling at Brit-Brit's fugly Uggs? He could be chortling with glee at someone's camel toe, Or maybe it's that G-Wagen, the ride of every ho. (Is it just us or does it seem Brit just rolled out of bed? Not that the stupid bird would care, now that Target he's fled.)...

  • Paris Hilton
    Paris Hilton Adds A Cadillac Escalade Hybrid To Her Fleet

    Okay, Paris Hilton: you are officially blowing our minds. We used to think of you... well, how to put this diplomatically without hurting your feelings? We used to think of you as a faux-blonde, airheaded heiress whose only interests included partying, making sex tapes, and foisting a never-ending...

  • Christian Bale
    Christian Bale's BMW 325i Is Kind Of Bumming Us Out

    You know what, Christian Bale? We're concerned. Deeply, deeply concerned. It's one thing to have a penchant for creepy indie films. It is quite another to bring your family along for the ride, metaphorically speaking. We understand that you recently wrapped (that's what they say in the biz, right?...

  • Audrina Patridge
    Audrina Patridge Returns In A Mercedes-Benz G-Wagen

    Welcome back, Audrina Patridge. It feels like just yesterday we saw you stepping into a sporty white Mercedes after an afternoon of shopping on Melrose. And now, you're....well, you're stepping out of a sporty white Mercedes for an afternoon of shopping, possibly on Melrose. You certainly get...

  • Kanye West
    Kanye West Sez, 'Imma Let You Finish Drivin' This Mercedes, But....'

    Wow, Kanye. Just...wow. So much going on here. So many unanswered questions. To wit: 1. Are you really riding shotgun in a loaner Mercedes-Benz CL from a dealer in Encino? 2. If so, what happened to your regular ride? 3. Also, what happened to your regular driver? 4. Why are you allowing The Alien...

  • Alex Reid
    Does This Range Rover Make Me Look Fat?

    Dear Alex Reid: Here are some things we have learned from you: 1. Dating a superstar model/horse trainer/plastic surgery aficionado will really get you noticed. Like, a year ago, you'd have been just another half-naked British cage-fighter filling up at the pump, but today you're the half-naked...

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