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Remember when Jesse James was awesome? When he and Sandra Bullock were like the couple everyone wanted at their holiday key party? Oh, how times change. Now, Jesse James is a philandering skank-magnet and alleged white supremacist, who's taken the really brave, really courageous step of blaming his parents for all his problems. Yes, Jesse James claims he was the victim of child abuse. Which makes every last one of his screw-ups totally A-OK. For now, however, JJ remains a persona non grata, and he's obviously trying to maintain a low profile. Unfortunately, no one bothered to tell him that...