NSFW Warning: If your ears are sensitive, or your employer is nearby, make a U-turn now. This is not the road for you.

If you’ve ever been behind the wheel, you’ve seen this guy. You know the guy. The one who pisses you off so much you just wanna RAM THE GUY’S DAMNED CAR INTO THE NEXT BRIDGE ABUTMENT. This is an instructional video of how to be that guy.

Why would someone do that, teach people how to drive like, well, an asshole? To teach by opposites, of course: this is how to be an asshole, so DON’T DO IT.

Really.

Please.

Don’t.

Hey, there’s a bridge…